Sometimes I Love Being an Adult

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My first job post-college helped elect Annise Parker to her first term as Houston City Controller. During this period – the first time in my life where I didn’t have homework and I couldn’t get wasted and skip class – I forced myself to be semi-responsible. Thus, instead of going to happy hour every night, or going out to eat, I tried to cook dinner myself. If really only a means to waste time between getting home from work and getting to bed. But I’ll get more into those first cooking atrocities another time.

I remember how much I hated getting up for work. Not that being “Volunteer Coordinator” was all that awful, but I just thought – wow, do I really have to sit in front of a computer for 7 hours a day, 5 days a week (campaign – 7 days/week and 10 hours/day) for the next 45 years?!?! I hated being an “adult.”

Then, one of my coworkers brought in cheese and crackers for lunch. I stared at her in awe. I was so jealous. Here I was, eating my awful frozen veggie Cajun-seasoned stir fry enhanced with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter spray (thanks, Mariah!), and she had the brilliant idea to bring in cheese and crackers.

As a kid, no one would ever allow you to eat just cheese and crackers for lunch. But as an adult, and as an adult making an embarrassing $750/month, the absolute genius of a cheese and crackers lunch made me thankful for finally being able to make my own decisions, be it lunch or a host of any other adult situations.

That being said, I now make lots of dinners that don’t necessarily pass as full fledged meals.

Are those “gasps” I hear from my ES readers? Yes, I know, I’m sure you think that every meal I create deserves its own Hollywood Star, but sometimes I keep it low-key. Shocking, I know.

The other night for dinner I made my own little plate where I could mix-and-match the items to create bite-sized pita canapes.

Read on for my sample platter.

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Five Things to Bite

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ES has been getting so famous lately, that I know it may be hard to keep up. Today, my world-renowned eating habits are covered by D.C. food blogger extraordinaire metrocurean, in her weekly feature ‘Five Bites.’

Metrocurean is an awesomely obsessive guide to the District’s restaurants, and holds a special place for us here at Endless Simmer. A few months back, Gansie submitted her own five bites, prompting me to say “Wait a minute – you should have your own food blog!” Several ‘OMGs,’ many ‘aaaaaaahs,’ and countless puns later, Endless Simmer was born.

Thanks for reading and be sure to check out Five Bites at metrocurean.

It’s Like Butta

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I’ve never been as much of an avocado obsessive as this girl. I mean, I like ’em and all, I’ve just always wished they could be, I don’t know, a little creamier? And maybe with a tad bit more blood. Yeah. A medium-rare avocado. Is that so much to ask, nature?

Thank god for Alton Brown. When Gansie shared this recipe for avocado compound butter, I knew it had to be tried on a nice steak.

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Artsy Photo of the Day

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ohhh. Look at the lighting!

If you are looking for an underrated lighter beer, 80p highly recommends Italy’s Peroni. Goes perfect with bocce.

(And yes, I am now referring to myself in the 3rd person)

Happy Fun Quiz Time

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– If you know your fruit loops from your booberries, you’ll ace this retro cereal quiz. [Mental Floss, via Slashfood]

– An oldie but a goodie: Can you tell which faces are from the Food Network and which are from the Spice Network? A little easy for all you foodie freaks, but still hilarious. [Details]

Pardon me, would you happen to have any corn nuts? If you think that sounds right, you’re probably not cut out for this food pop culture IQ quiz [Food Network]

Quel Fromage

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Editors Note: This is the second post detailing the food at my last catering gig. Here is the first.

The plan was to have all of the room temp dishes ready when the guests arrived and once they were comfortable drinking the wine and relaxing, I would bring out the hot app. This worked really well, even enticing “oohs” and “aahs” from the crowd.

Apple and [fill in the blank cheese] with Rosemary and Black Pepper

Slice apples using the most amazing uni-tasker of all time: the apple slicer. Watch the fun…

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