The Ghosts of Gansie’s Pantry

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I guess you can call this being lazy. But, shit, its August. If the Post can rationalize a 13-day serial on a 7 year old unsolved murder, than I can surely rehash a few recipes. (Although, like my friend Pie-ka, I’m totally into the salacious story of an intern, a congressman and piss-poor policing.)

Anyway, just like a year ago, I’m still very into bulgur wheat, feta, avocado and putting an egg on anything possible. As I was trying to clear out the fridge before I leave for the Jersey Shore this weekend (!) I saw all of those wondrous ingredients.

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A Truly Enjoyable Fire In My Butt

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When I moved to Eastern Market, there was a Popeyes, a 711, Marty’s and a little place we liked to call Fire Butt. Fire Butt had musty windows and no real signs to clue pedestrians in on what they cooked. But they did spell out “breakfast” in those white stick-on letters. (Breakfast is served all day as well!)

I also happened to work in that neighborhood — same fucking street, to be honest — and my first day on the job I checked the place out, to the utter shock of my new coworkers (which if you haven’t figured it out yet, included BS, 80 and El). No one had yet to dare (or even want to) explore that tiny little eatery. But that day I discovered the best, cheap breakfast sandwich this side of my kitchen: A real egg, fried, covered with (swiss) cheese and served in a croissant. Along with a carton of their kinky fries, this combination eased hangovers for many a coworkers for years to come.

Soon though, E-Mark started to blow up. In a matter of 2 years, 8th Street, SE gained: Finn macCools, Belga Cafe, Ugly Mug and much more. It was pretty cool to watch the neighborhood grow, but also kinda of weird to watch some things close. Luckily, Fire Butt is still alive and serving fried grub and Rap Snacks (!) to plenty of happy/hungover customers.

But now I live in Mt. Pleasant (Columbia Heights) and there is a new dawn of restaurants — chain and original — ready to invade our tiny stretch of previously uninhabited land. Well, or land that housed only Mexican/El Salvadorian/Pupuseria restaurants. Who knows what will stay open, close or reproduce in my new ‘hood.

And, I still haven’t found anything to replace my Fire Butt in Mt. P/CoHi.

Building Columbia Heights: D.C. USA [Express]

I’m Baked

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What would you call the above photo? Well, first, I’ll tell you what’s in it: eggs, potato, cheddar cheese, jalepeno, scallions, milk. Well, here – just click on Barefoot’s recipe and find out. I mostly followed it, except I didn’t use bacon (sorry!) and I chopped the cheese instead of grating it. Oh, and I used a cast iron skillet. But we’ll get into that later.

I was in a breakfast rut; I had been strictly outputting scrambles. But I then saw Barefoot make this on TV and appreciated how simple and delicious it looked and knew I wanted to try it. So Barefoot was almost done cooking it and then she said it – she called this an omelet.

What? An omelet? NO!

To me an omelet is simply butter in a pan, then a thin layer of egg that gets folded over once with possible enhancers (herbs, cheese, veggies.) What I would say is NOT an omelet are baked eggs. This is more like a frittata, no?

Also, how the fuck do you clean a cast iron skillet? I’ve looked it up a million times and have never found a consensus on how to care for this cookware. Plus, and I think I’ve mentioned this before, I’m so not mature enough to handle this piece of equipment. I never clean it right away. Sometimes it will sit for days with food in it, or it will sit in the sink with water in it. I’m terrible. I’d love a definitive answer. (Thank you in advance, Joe Hoya.) And someone to clean for me.

Scape Artist

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Yay! I’ve finally gotten around to walking the 3 blocks to the Mt. Pleasant farmers market. While the market is still gearing up for its summer crops (cue tomatoes, peppers and blackberries) the vendors are currently pimping a mix of salad greens, strawberries and garlic scapes. I’ve read about garlic scapes, but hadn’t seen them in the flesh before. Well, with limited options of experimenting from the market this weekend, I went for a the scapes spiral.

Here’s a quick Scapes 101 from KOD:

Here’s the anatomy lesson: Garlic and its relatives in the allium family, (leeks, chives, onions) grows underground, where the bulb begins its journey, soft and onion-like. As the bulb gets harder (and more like the garlic we know), a shoot pokes its way through the ground. Chlorophyll- green like a scallion (maybe even greener), the shoot is long and thin and pliable enough to curl into gorgeous tendrils.

This stage of growth is the garlic scape, folks. If left unattended, the scape will harden and transform from green to the familiar opaque white/beige color of garlic peel. Keeping the shoot attached will also curtail further growth of the bulb. So, in an effort to allow the garlic to keep growing, the farmer is getting a two-fer with this edible delectable that cooks are just beginning to discover.

I started my scape adventure in the form of breakfast, and I was especially excited because I was also cooking for my old housemate Julie. She suggested Subway for brunch but as soon as I said I would cook she knocked on my apartment door in 15 minutes (coffee in hand for me; Coke in hand for 80).

So the scapes.

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Red Derby

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I’m a total dorky food writer. I spend my week eating at restaurants and then my weekend writing about them. Basically leaving no time to visit bars. Hence, my breakfast write-up on a cool, new-ish bar. I’ve yet to party at Red Derby, even though it lives in the hood, boasts a can-only beer selection and caters to the 20-something crowd. Oh well. Instead, I went to eat breakfast there hungover (I guess I do get out sometimes).

I found out about the bfast offerings while eavesdropping on the bus one day. Now, I suck at listening in on others’ convos. I usually can’t be bothered, but if I do, I stare right at the people talking and make facial expressions exclaiming the fact that I’m crashing their chat. 80P (and his mom) on the otherhand, are quite skilled in the art of eavesdropping. I mean, I could be telling 80 the story of the decade, he’s nodding, looking straight at me, and when I drop the money line and his face stays the same, I finally ask: What’s going on over at that table?!?!

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Nobody Likes a Tie

Last week’s Eggs Benedict Who Cooked It Better appears destined to remain deadlocked, with Cheese ‘N Things’ Eggs Jamie and Dinner with Julie’s Crabcakes Benedict drawing 41 percent of the vote each. Because no one is happy with that result, we’re gonna go ahead and leave this poll open for another week, in the hopes of declaring a true winner. (That’s Cheese ‘N Things in the top left corner and Dinner with Julie next to it. For the full recipes, check out the original post.)

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PS – Anyone make any eggs or other great creations for Mother’s Day? Do share. My mom thinks runny eggs are the nastiest thing in the world, so we went out for Iraqi instead.

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