Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: First Person to Make a “Brokeback” Joke Wins

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The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

– The Village People are mad at Jamie Oliver for using their costumes without permission.  Everyone else is mad at him for looking ridiculous in the “Motorcycle Enthusiast’s” handlebar mustache.

– Is Bobby Flay building his house on a Native American burial ground?  If so, here’s some free advice:  Move the headstones and the bodies!

After the jump…Carl’s Jr. continues to scrape the bottom of the celebrity barrel, celeb chefs need to pay Uncle Sam just like you and me, and Padma slides further down my list of faves.

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Celebrate What You Want To See More Of

I’m not a big fan of email quote signatures. I don’t mind when people use e-signatures for their work email. And I don’t mind when people include their email/phone/website. But quotes? I kinda feel like I’m back in 8th grade trying to memorize the lyrics to Water Runs Dry.

ES friend jakesg forwarded me an email with a link to his friends’ video. The video is for their sustainability class. How cool – sustainability class. The video’s a bit DIY with missing audio around the 2 minute mark that last for 45 seconds. But go with it.

Because as Jake’s friend’s email quote says: Celebrate what you want to see more of.

Maybe email quotes aren’t so bad.

Coo-Coo for Coquito

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Editor’s Note: Food enthusiast Matthew Wexler, an NYC-based freelance writer and private chef at Good Commons, a boutique retreat center located in Plymouth, VT, joins us this week with this special report on a very unique holiday cocktail.

I am a seasonal drinker. If it’s 90 degrees and stifling outside, there is nothing more satisfying than a Hendrick’s gin and tonic. When the whether chills and the leaves crisp to burnt oranges and reds, that’s how I like to see my cocktail — in the form of a Manhattan on the rocks. So when Daisy Martinez tipped me off about the annual coquito competition and tasting at El Museo del Barrio this past weekend, I had my jingle bells on in a heartbeat. Never mind that this Puerto Rican holiday favorite was completely new to my drinking repertoire, I had a good feeling that both cocktail and culture would welcome me with open arms. For those unfamiliar with said cocktail, International Coquito Federation Founder and President, Debbie Quiñones, gave me the low-down:

“I was introduced to the drink by a family friend, and when she passed I was desperate for coquito. I started inviting family and friends over for Coquito parties, and with this inspiration and enthusiasm, we decided to form the International Coquito Federation and take it to another level.”

The Coquito competition blew up last year, when more than 700 thirsty tasters showed up at Museo del Barrio, and reportedly, attendees were so coo-coo for coquito that the police were called to keep things under control. So what is in this magical ambrosia that elicits such heartfelt madness?

According to Quiñones, a traditional coquito consists of condensed milk, evaporated milk, cinnamon, nutmeg, coconut cream and/or milk; eggs are optional. Oh, and “as much rum as you can possibly put into it without knocking somebody out.”

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The Reverse Exorcism of Sandra Lee

photo-15I felt slimy. Sneaky. Tricky. Wrong. Very Wrong.

And then freed. I found freedom. Sandra Lee led me to the land of jarred dips and a delicious brunch dish.

Don’t judge.

It was 11:30 and I just woke up. Perfect timing, actually, because my friend Vi’s brunch party started at 11:30.

I called Vi and she was still in bed too. Relief. But I still had to figure out what to bring.

I knew her and BS built this layered french toasty dish with potato bread, bananas, blueberry, eggs, Jiffy batter, and I forget what else, to sit overnight before being baked before the party. I slathered it with syrup and pretended it was dessert.

But that didn’t help me.

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Vintage ES: Top 10 Stocking Stuffers

watermelonusb1Still searching for that special something to stuff in that special someone’s stocking? From bacon toothpicks to one-click butter, don’t miss our list of the most pointless, but amazing Top 10 Stocking Stuffers for Foodies.

Mystery Photo Solved

So maybe that wasn’t the easiest contest of all time.

I guess it helped that I took the picture to begin with. Anyways, some great guesses in the comments, especially the chef’s coats. Unfortunately, that was not the correct answer. To find out what which one was, click on the link below:

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Feed Us Back: Comments of the Week

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– Another straw-lover comes out of the closet every day. Steezy:

I am a straw-aholic. I want a straw with everything – water, milk, soda, tea, etc. I fully support your straw love. I also always drink through the stirrer. If they don’t want me to drink through it they shouldn’t have made it hollow.

Amen!

– ES commenters will make sure you never eat nasty coleslaw again — PlethoraOfPinatas offers up a slew of Silver Diner alternatives for all you NoVa eaters. Seems like we’ve hit a nerve here, eh? Know other great places to escape the chains in Va? Holla back.

– And 2009’s Eater of the Year contest is shaping up to be a nail-biter, with This is Why You’re Fat leading Michelle Obama by just a few votes (first time that has ever been written?), but all contenders are still very much in the game. Although JoeHoya has some harsh words for the currently last-place nominee:

Sorry, “Flexitarians.” You’re still just eaters in my book. Choosing what you eat and when you eat it (regardless of the reasons why) doesn’t make you special – it just makes you picky.

And Laura Senkevitch sides with TIWYF:

I really want to give it to Michelle, but Rueben balls (above) won me over.

Agree? Disagree? Cast your vote!

(Photo: This is why you’re fat)

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