Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: First Person to Make a “Brokeback” Joke Wins

The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

– The Village People are mad at Jamie Oliver for using their costumes without permission.  Everyone else is mad at him for looking ridiculous in the “Motorcycle Enthusiast’s” handlebar mustache.

– Is Bobby Flay building his house on a Native American burial ground?  If so, here’s some free advice:  Move the headstones and the bodies!

After the jump…Carl’s Jr. continues to scrape the bottom of the celebrity barrel, celeb chefs need to pay Uncle Sam just like you and me, and Padma slides further down my list of faves.

– Why is the woman who is famous for having a big ass trying to sell me salad? 

– Funny, but just because your macaroni and cheese is on Oprah’s “favorites” list doesn’t mean you can skip out on paying taxes.  That shit is good, though.

– Can we officially crown Gail Simmons as the most underrated Top Chef judge?  She’s really cute but seems sooooo much less maintenance than Padma.  Plus she likes spicy chicken wings.