We kicked the week off by looking at the top ten cutest food halloween costumes, but for some of you (and us) baby-less, pet-less people, Halloween is less about embarrassing your tiny loved ones, and more about letting your own freak flag fly sky-high. So today, here’s a look at the Top Ten Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes:
10. Real Life Ramen
Via: WTF Costumes
Who does this? And where is the lime-chili shrimp flavor?
9. The T-Boner
The most amazing thing about this ad is that they got the guy to actually pose just as douchebaggy as you would expect someone who bought this costume to look. They say it’s hard to screw up steak, but…well done.
8. Giant Furry Cupcake
7. Breakfast of Brains
A little too scary…
Back to the babies for this one. Seriously, who wants to make their child look that edible? And is it bad that I think his little feet look so appetizing?
5. The Entire Meal
This is one of those costumes that sounds funny in concept but then is just really annoying to wear around all night.
4. Human Big Mac
Via: Halloween Street
You know who else shouldn’t dress as hamburgers? Adults.
3. Chef on a Chicken
Via: Aeria Games
Can anyone explain this one? Totally over my head.
2. American Cheese Slice
This guy loses points for not showing his face, but we can understand why.
1. Box Wine
Just so everyone at the party is aware that you are cheap, dorky, and very, very drunk.
Previously on ES:
All of our Halloween costumes, cocktails and recipes — in Endless Halloween