Top 10 Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes
We kicked the week off by looking at the top ten cutest food halloween costumes, but for some of you (and us) baby-less, pet-less people, Halloween is less about embarrassing your tiny loved ones, and more about letting your own freak flag fly sky-high. So today, here’s a look at the Top Ten Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes:
10. Real Life Ramen

Via: WTF Costumes
Who does this? And where is the lime-chili shrimp flavor?
9. The T-Boner

Via: BuyCostumes.com
The most amazing thing about this ad is that they got the guy to actually pose just as douchebaggy as you would expect someone who bought this costume to look. They say it’s hard to screw up steak, but…well done.
8. Giant Furry Cupcake

Via: Myspace
7. Breakfast of Brains

Via: Chef@isimmer
A little too scary…
6.Baby Burger
Back to the babies for this one. Seriously, who wants to make their child look that edible? And is it bad that I think his little feet look so appetizing?
5. The Entire Meal

Via: Lesterhead
This is one of those costumes that sounds funny in concept but then is just really annoying to wear around all night.
4. Human Big Mac

Via: Halloween Street
You know who else shouldn’t dress as hamburgers? Adults.
3. Chef on a Chicken

Via: Aeria Games
Can anyone explain this one? Totally over my head.
2. American Cheese Slice

Via: Lifehacker
This guy loses points for not showing his face, but we can understand why.
1. Box Wine

Via: Coolest Homemade Costumes
Just so everyone at the party is aware that you are cheap, dorky, and very, very drunk.
Previously on ES:
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Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes

















on October 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 pm
The steak guy is cute!
My friend went as a wine box last year, and he had real wine coming out of his spout, I wont tell you were his spout was located….
on October 22nd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Hmm, after your chili-lime comment I looked at the names of the flavors of Ramen, and I am going to say that is probably an anime-con type thing because one of them is chocobo which I believe is final fantasy related. And yaoi means somethign that is eluding my mental grasp right now…
on October 22nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Umms yaoi means gay male but for female? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi
on October 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
If that boxed wine costume doesn’t actually dispense wine, then it fails in comparison to the costume my friend had two years ago.
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on October 23rd, 2008 at 7:43 pm
That hamburger needs some special sauce…
on October 24th, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’m loving the ramen and the baby burger. I seriously don’t want to know how the wine box dispenses his contents…
on October 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Yvo! That is some serious research. Way to go…I should have known those costumes were too dorky even for Halloween
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on October 25th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
The Chicken/Chef costume reminds me of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets.
on October 26th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Hey Britannia, thanks!
Would you like to try my tube steak?
on October 26th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Baby Burger is funny
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