Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes

Posted on October 27th, 2008 in Holiday, Not Sober, Pine Nuts, Top Ten Lists by BS

We’ve already covered people who use Halloween as an excuse to embarrass themselves (or their children). But some folks use the holiday for a much more practical purpose: Getting laid. You know who I’m talking about. Those usually uptight types who interpret Halloween costumes as a reason to get half naked in public. And if you can incorporate food into it, you’ve won my heart. So take a look at the Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes:

10. The Sexy Chef

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Via: Costume Shopper

A slutty classic.

9. Dirty Martini

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Via: Inventor Spot

Points for the details, right down to the pimento nipples.

8. Banana Au Naturale

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Via: Hub Pages

Come on now, I am pretty sure this one is meant to be worn with clothes on.

 7. Dirty Fast Food Attendant

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Via: Zoogster Costumes

Love that this one comes complete with a coupon book. WTF?

6. Duff Man!

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Via: Inventor Spot

5. Sexy Pineapple

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Via: Top Costumes

- Don’t worry dad, I’m just going as a pineapple this year.

- Oh good, that doesn’t sound slutty at all.

- Wanna bet?

 4. Pizza Belt

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via: WTF costumes

3. Hot Hamburger

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Makin’ the cheeseburger cute again.

2. Pine Nut Crusted Woman

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Via: Intercourses.com

Pine Nuts! Holy crap! Foodiest slut costume ever. Excuse me while I go on a mission quest to find this woman.

1. Slutty Pumpkin

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Via: The Daily Green 

Previously on ES:

New! Top 10 Food Pun Halloween Costumes

Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes

Top 10 Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes

More Top 10 Lists


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5 Responses to 'Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes'

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  1. Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes said,

    on October 27th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    [...] New! Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes [...]

  2. Top 10 Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes said,

    on October 27th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    [...] New! Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes [...]

  3. gansie said,

    on October 27th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    i actually really like the hot hamburger. i feel like carrie bradshaw would have rocked that on a random day in may.

  4. Missy (from Groovy Vegetarian) said,

    on October 28th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    The pine nut woman idea is nutZ. LoL.Not many ladies can pull that one off.

  5. Top 10 Food Pun Halloween Costumes said,

    on October 29th, 2008 at 7:31 am

    [...] done cute, weird, and sexy, but now it’s time to talk about the very best type of Halloween costume: Punny! You know, [...]

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