We’ve already covered people who use Halloween as an excuse to embarrass themselves (or their children). But some folks use the holiday for a much more practical purpose: Getting laid. You know who I’m talking about. Those usually uptight types who interpret Halloween costumes as a reason to get half naked in public. And if you can incorporate food into it, you’ve won my heart. So take a look at the Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes:
10. The Sexy Chef
Via: Costume Shopper
A slutty classic.
9. Dirty Martini
Via: Inventor Spot
Points for the details, right down to the pimento nipples.
8. Banana Au Naturale
Via: Hub Pages
Come on now, I am pretty sure this one is meant to be worn with clothes on.
7. Dirty Fast Food Attendant
Via: Zoogster Costumes
Love that this one comes complete with a coupon book. WTF?
6. Duff Man!
Via: Inventor Spot
5. Sexy Pineapple
Via: Top Costumes
- Don’t worry dad, I’m just going as a pineapple this year.
- Oh good, that doesn’t sound slutty at all.
- Wanna bet?
4. Pizza Belt
via: WTF costumes
3. Hot Hamburger
Makin’ the cheeseburger cute again.
2. Pine Nut Crusted Woman
Via: Intercourses.com
Pine Nuts! Holy crap! Foodiest slut costume ever. Excuse me while I go on a mission quest to find this woman.
1. Slutty Pumpkin
Via: The Daily Green
Previously on ES:
New! Top 10 Worst Food Halloween Costumes
Top 10 Food Pun Halloween Costumes
Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes
Top 10 Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes
All of our Halloween costumes, cocktails and recipes — in Endless Halloween
i actually really like the hot hamburger. i feel like carrie bradshaw would have rocked that on a random day in may.
The pine nut woman idea is nutZ. LoL.Not many ladies can pull that one off.
The banana, pizza and pumpkin…NOT SEXY!!!!!! Uh, neither is Duff.