Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes
We’ve already covered people who use Halloween as an excuse to embarrass themselves (or their children). But some folks use the holiday for a much more practical purpose: Getting laid. You know who I’m talking about. Those usually uptight types who interpret Halloween costumes as a reason to get half naked in public. And if you can incorporate food into it, you’ve won my heart. So take a look at the Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes:
10. The Sexy Chef
Via: Costume Shopper
A slutty classic.
9. Dirty Martini
Via: Inventor Spot
Points for the details, right down to the pimento nipples.
8. Banana Au Naturale
Via: Hub Pages
Come on now, I am pretty sure this one is meant to be worn with clothes on.
7. Dirty Fast Food Attendant
Via: Zoogster Costumes
Love that this one comes complete with a coupon book. WTF?
6. Duff Man!
Via: Inventor Spot
5. Sexy Pineapple
Via: Top Costumes
- Don’t worry dad, I’m just going as a pineapple this year.
- Oh good, that doesn’t sound slutty at all.
- Wanna bet?
4. Pizza Belt
via: WTF costumes
3. Hot Hamburger
Makin’ the cheeseburger cute again.
2. Pine Nut Crusted Woman
Via: Intercourses.com
Pine Nuts! Holy crap! Foodiest slut costume ever. Excuse me while I go on a mission quest to find this woman.
1. Slutty Pumpkin
Via: The Daily Green
Previously on ES:
New! Top 10 Food Pun Halloween Costumes
Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes
Top 10 Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes
i actually really like the hot hamburger. i feel like carrie bradshaw would have rocked that on a random day in may.
The pine nut woman idea is nutZ. LoL.Not many ladies can pull that one off.