– Last Halloween post, we swear, but we had to share this photo from reader Dan of Food in My Beard, who proves that broccoli costumes don’t have to end up on the worst list. Also, Mr. and Mrs. JoeHoya of Capital Spice make an early bid for next year’s cutest costumes list:
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I cannot think of a worse Halloween costume than dressing up entirely in different cuts of meat. If the prospect of spreading salmonella, e. coli and other diseases around you isn’t enough, try fending off all the small critters. Wait a second…this isn’t a costume? Someone actually wore this for real? And to top it off, a group of butchers has actually warned the public about trying to duplicate it this Halloween? OK, so maybe pass on the GaGa-influenced meat outfits. But in that spirit, here are 10 more foodie Halloween costumes we hope no one will duplicate this year.
“We’ll force a half-smile as long as your promise not to show these to anyone, Mom.”
“I said I wanted to be a princess, a ballerina or a witch but a sandwich? Seriously Mom, WTF?
Who doesn’t want to pay $109 to look like a decayed banana?
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What are all you ESers dressing as for Halloween this year? Need some inspiration? Check out our compilations of the very best in food halloween costumes.
top 10 cute food halloween costumes
top 10 weird food halloween costumes
MMM…Kelly Osbourne never looked so delicious.
Send us your food inspired Halloween costumes. contests@endlesssimmer.com
pic: Jezebel
We’ve done cute, weird, and sexy, but now it’s time to talk about the very best type of Halloween costume: Punny! You know, the type that makes you really proud of yourself but just makes others say “Oh, I get it” and not laugh. Pun costumes!
To make it even more fun, I’m not gonna tell you what the puns are. Ya’ll gotta figure it our yourselves. Your only clue is that they all have something to do with some kind of food. So here are the Top 10 Food Pun Halloween Costumes. Guess away!
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Via: coolest-homemade-costumes.com
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Via: PrankPlace
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Via: Coolest Homemande Costumes
We’ve already covered people who use Halloween as an excuse to embarrass themselves (or their children). But some folks use the holiday for a much more practical purpose: Getting laid. You know who I’m talking about. Those usually uptight types who interpret Halloween costumes as a reason to get half naked in public. And if you can incorporate food into it, you’ve won my heart. So take a look at the Top 10 Sexiest Food Halloween Costumes:
10. The Sexy Chef
Via: Costume Shopper
A slutty classic.
9. Dirty Martini
Via: Inventor Spot
Points for the details, right down to the pimento nipples.
8. Banana Au Naturale
Via: Hub Pages
Come on now, I am pretty sure this one is meant to be worn with clothes on.
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We kicked the week off by looking at the top ten cutest food halloween costumes, but for some of you (and us) baby-less, pet-less people, Halloween is less about embarrassing your tiny loved ones, and more about letting your own freak flag fly sky-high. So today, here’s a look at the Top Ten Weirdest Food Halloween Costumes:
10. Real Life Ramen
Via: WTF Costumes
Who does this? And where is the lime-chili shrimp flavor?
9. The T-Boner
Via: BuyCostumes.com
The most amazing thing about this ad is that they got the guy to actually pose just as douchebaggy as you would expect someone who bought this costume to look. They say it’s hard to screw up steak, but…well done.
8. Giant Furry Cupcake
Via: Myspace
