Babies: Too Fancy For Their Own Good?

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We’re always down for a good kid-people versus kid-haters food debate here at ES, whether it’s about child menus, kid-friendly cooking or hot dog design, so two items over at Good Bite caught my eye this week.

The first covers the growing debate about whether it’s kosher to take your tots to fine-dining venues:

It seems like the debate is separated into those who feel their dinner will be ruined by a crying child (and thus feel it’s an incredibly selfish move to bring a young child into a restaurant) versus those who want to teach kids restaurant etiquette and believe kids should be welcome in more formal dining venues.

What do you think? Is bringing your rugrats to Jean-Georges a great way to teach them about sophisticated food or a waste of your money and everyone else’s eardrums?

Which brings us to the second item — at least one celeb chef is firmly on the kiddies’ side:

You’ve heard of kids menus at restaurants, but have you heard of baby menus? Tyler Florence has recently released a line of baby food called Sprout and now he plans to serve Sprout in his three NorCal restaurants. What makes his baby food better? Florence says he “uses techniques like roasting to caramelize produce and bring out the natural sugars. The result is delicious, pure food.”

Hmm…I have to say that paying Tyler Florence to cook for your infant falls decidely on the “waste of your money” side of things. I mean, what’s next? Breast milk on the menu? Oh, right.

(Photo: Sprout)

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Look Who’s Eating! Political Pundit Edition

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ES’ edible paparazzi strike again…

Washington, DC: Maids and her colleague walk by BLT Steak.  Maids makes eye contact with David Brooks(!) who is just sitting there eating at BLT like it’s the most normal damned thing in the world for a famous political pundit to be sitting on the patio of a lunchtime hangout chowing down on fries and such.

Maids’ Colleague (new DC resident): Oh My God!
Maids: I know!
Maids’ Colleague: Those popovers look unbelievable.
Maids: Oh. I thought you were oh-my-godding David Brooks.

Wherever you are in the world, if you spy a famous eater, be a creep and send us your pics!

Previous famous eaters on ES:

Andrew Sullivan blogs from Subway

Claire Danes meditates over a salad

Al Roker likes his BBQ

James Carville does coffee

Feed Us Back: Comments of the Week

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– Glad to hear you ESers share my frustration about music on restaurant websites. Michael:

This goes, I think, for almost any website: I just want the information, I do not want some screaming, flashing crap that takes 3 minutes (or even 30 seconds!) to load. But you’re right, the restaurant biz seems to be an especially major offender. I won’t link them, but basically pick any place in Atlanta with a number in its name.

Brad is on board with meat cocktails:

Why not seems like its a normal part of carnivore evolution, it’s all going to the same place anyway, why not be creative about it. Thanks for shoing something different and thought provoking.

But erica won’t go there:

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Burns My Bacon: Stop the Music

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Memo to all restaurant owners: In my line of work/leisure I visit a lot of restaurant and bar websites, and I just do not understand why so, so many of you view this brief, virtual interaction as an opportunity to share a sampling of your preferred musical tastes with me. It’s unnecessary. It’s distracting. It has nothing to do with food.

If I’m visiting your website, chances are I’m there to do one of three things: 1) Look at the menu, 2) Find out the address, or 3) Make a reservation. That’s it. I do not need some sort of visceral, subconscious encouragement that you really are the restaurant for me. I certainly do not need a primer on the music of whatever country’s food you specialize in. That cheesy Italian tune is not going to make me any more likely to visit your trattoria. The hum of a mariachi band will not push me towards a Mexican spot. I don’t care if your establishment is owned by Hova himself — you don’t need to prove it!

Do you really think you are getting more customers this way? Trust me — you’re not. If anything you’re only causing a large percentage of them to frantically close the browser window before their bosses hear that thumping background music and realize they’re not working. And do not try to tell me it’s OK because you have a tiny off button hidden down on the bottom of the page below your site credits. No. Just stop. All of you. Please.

And don’t even get me started on flash animation.

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