Killer Crowd-Pleaser Pasta

Lots of wine, lots of friends, lots of food… what can be better than a big dinner party? Being the convivial hostess that I am, I’m constantly gathering friends together for festive meals. I love experimenting with new dishes and ingredients, but sometimes I’m looking for a reliable go-to recipe — especially when I’ve gotten a bit ambitious with my guest count. In scenarios like this, I have an easy pasta recipe I’ve perfected over the years that guarantees dinner party success. Every time I make this I receive nothing but rave reviews. Not trying to brag, y’all, I’m just being honest.

If you’re having a load of guests over for the holiday season, give yourself a break and make a gigantic pot of this rigatoni with gorgonzola and sun-dried tomatoes. It’s simple and quick to put together, but the flavor is richly layered, and the vibrant colors of the tomatoes and basil lend a lively aesthetic to the dish.

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The Meatiest Benedict Ever

Spokane is the second largest city in the state of Washington, yet feels worlds away from Seattle. It is much smaller and less cosmopolitan (and I mean that in the nicest way possible). While Spokane might not be teeming with trendy sushi restaurants and farm-to-table concepts, they do have some memorable food finds. For instance, let’s talk about Frank’s Diner. Located in an old traincar and founded in 1931, Frank’s has been churning out huge breakfasts for much longer than I’ve been eating my way through God’s green earth. I expected large portions and a down-home atmosphere, but what I did not expect was this:

MEATLOAF eggs benedict. Country biscuit topped with sage meatloaf, a large poached egg, and tons of rich brown gravy. Please note that this is a half order. I figured the full-size dish would kill me. Not only was this crazy enough that I had to order the dish, it was also delicious. The meatloaf was moist (ugh, I hate that word), fragrant and flavorful, very herby, and not greasy. As for the biscuit, it was the perfect combination of sturdy — it could hold its own against the heavy egg and abundance of gravy — but at the same time, light and crumbly.

The problem with many eggs benedicts, and poached eggs in general, is that restaurants overpoach their eggs! There is no worse travesty than hopefully cutting into a yolk, anticipation rising, only to find that it has been carelessly cooked through. Womp womp. So how did Frank’s fare?

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Ghost Ride the Whipahol

Finally, for those of you sick of just drinking your cocktails (so cliché), I have discovered yet another way to shove booze into your bodies!

My friend Dayna and I were spending a leisurely Saturday afternoon perusing a giant liquor store (you know, just the normal weekend activities) when we stumbled upon something that simultaneously delighted and horrified us: Whipped Lightning, aka whipahol, aka whipped cream alcohol! To be clear, I’m not talking about whipped cream flavored vodka (although, full disclosure, I have treated myself to that before and it is more delicious than I would like to admit). No, this was honest-to-god whipped cream infused with booze. To be more specific, as the can informs us, infused with “grain neutral spirits with natural and artificial flavors and artificial colors.” Oh good, grain alcohol and artificial colors, the cornerstones of any healthy diet.

Why the delight and horror? Well, obviously alcoholic whipped cream is hilarious. But also, scary, because it could be a slippery slope. The world doesn’t really need to make it more convenient for us to slip some booze into our everyday activities. Regardless, we decided the good outweighed the bad, so we selected our flavor (a simple “spiced vanilla” seemed like the safest bet) and trotted on home to spend some time with our new friend.

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Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Fails

Everyone knows that Halloween is the most exhilarating time of year. Staying out late, dressing up in fun costumes and the ultimate excitement: free candy!

But a dark shadow is cast over these golden memories…every year, without fail, there are a few houses that just don’t GET IT. Somehow people are still handing out disappointing, bland, or downright gross “treats.”

Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Fails

10. Good & Plenty

Let’s just get this obvious one out of the way. Who likes black licorice? Nobody. Especially not kids. It tastes like gasoline, barf, trash and moldy sugar all melted together. Good & Plenty should be called “Bad & Too Much” because any amount of black licorice is too much to handle.

(Photo: Wikipedia)

9. Dots

Weird texture, weird taste, vaguely medicinal. Where’s the appeal? Tropical Dots were marginally better, but still fall in the category of “vast childhood disappointment.”

(Photo: candy.com)

8. Mounds

Wait, wait, wait. Let’s get one thing straight. Coconut is fantastic. Chocolate is a no-brainer, especially on Halloween. So why have we included Mounds on this list of shame? Because why on earth would you dole out Mounds when Almond Joys are on the table? Almond versus no almond? Almonds are delicious! Don’t deny any child this simple pleasure.

(Photo: candydirect.com)

7. Payday

Payday suffers the same affliction as Mounds. Peanuts, fine. Caramel, fine. But when there are myriad candy bars out there that have peanuts and caramel covered in chocolate, why would you neglect that?! You are not a real candy bar!!!

(Photo: candydirect.com)

6. Tootsie Rolls

(Photo: thelittlesweetshop.com)

Let’s just be honest. These are the little turds of the candy world. You may not hate Tootsie Rolls, but do some soul-searching. Do you love them? Are you excited to see someone carelessly toss a handful of these into your trick-or-treat bag? Hell no.

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The Endless Road Trip — Philadelphia’s Top 10 Eats 10. Tastykake Tasty Test

Any Philadelphian will tell you that an integral component of their local food culture is the Tastykake. Upon first glance, a non-native such as myself might think, “What’s so different about these packaged snack cakes compared to Hostess or Little Debbies?” Well, watch your mouth. Tastykakes are a beloved Philadelphia institution and locals do not take kindly to outsiders looking down on them.

Wondering what the deal was, I decided to bring a grab bag of Tastykakes back to Seattle and have a handful of native Northwesterners sample and give their opinions on these little cakes with the cult following.

Butterscotch Krimpet

Tastykake Says: Our signature sponge cake, which is both moist and fluffy, is either accented with our legendary butterscotch icing or infused with a variety of delicious jellies.

ES Says:  This one was most heavily favored by a friend who has had mild Tastykake experience in the past. She says: “My ex was from Philly. I always asked him what was so great about Wawa, if it was just like another 711 or a Subway, and he said it’s like both but better. He would bring me Tastykakes all the time. I think more than mourning the loss of our relationship, I mourn the loss of my Tastykake connection.”

Why does she most heavily favor the Krimpets? “The flavors are the most combined and congealed together.” Tasty description.

Peanut Butter Kandy Kake

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100 Ways to Cook Hazelnuts

Ah, the hazelnut, also known as the filbert or cob nut (please, don’t call it a cob nut, that’s weird). Some may think, “Oh, hazelnuts? You mean Nutella?” Yes, the Italian chocolate-hazelnut spread is undeniably delicious, but no, hazelnuts weren’t born in a jar. Here at Endless Simmer we are determined to open your minds (and mouths!) The noble hazelnut is a delightful component of many of our favorite fall recipes, both sweet and savory. From pasta to salad to pastry, to hazelnut pizza and hazelnut-crusted fried brie, hazelnuts can do it all!

Click on the photos for full recipes.

Brown Butter Glazed Carrots with Toasted Hazelnuts Hazelnut toffee chocolate chip cookies
Hazelnut, Chocolate, & Brown Butter Cake Salted Hazelnut Creme Brulee Green Lentil Salad With Baby Spinach And Goat Cheese Tuscan olive oil biscotti
Israeli cous cous with hazelnuts, figs and feta Sweet Potato Ravioli with Oregano-Hazelnut Pesto Hazelnut Pasta with Mushroom Sauce
Roasted Butternut Squash and Hazelnut Pizza Chocolate Hazelnut Baklava Pumpkin Tortellini in Brown Butter Sauce with Figs and Toasted Hazelnuts Hazelnut Chocolate Cookies
Date and Hazelnut Cake Strawberry Hazelnut Salad Chocolate Hazelnut Cake Spiced Hazelnut Hummus
Dijon-Hazelnut Encrusted Beef Medallions Roasted Hazelnut Hot Chocolate Zucchini and Hazelnut Salad Hazelnut Lemon Ricotta Pancakes
Linzer Hearts Hazelnut Waffles Huckleberry Pie with Hazelnut Streusel Raw Food Fettuccine with Hazelnut-Basil Pesto
Rustic Peach Tart Nutello Gelato Salted Cocoa Roasted Nuts Stuffed Zucchini Boats
Hazelnut Meringues Squash, Chorizo & Hazelnut Pasta Celeriac and Lentils with Hazelnut and Mint Rickety Uncles
Soba Rolls with Hazelnuts and Black Sesame Sauce Broccoli Pesto with Cannellini Beans Hedgehog Cupcakes Maple-Hazelnut Brûléed Oatmeal
Quinoa, Asparagus and Shitake Salad Broccoli, Hazelnut & Cranberry Salad Hazelnut Shortbread
Kale Salad with Apples and Hazelnuts Braided Hazelnut Bread Salmon of Knowledge
Dessert Panini Hazelnut Crackers Apricots with Goat Cheese and Hazelnuts Cookie Pizza
Nutty Carrot Sandwich Apple Muffins with Caramelized Hazelnuts Roasted Beets with Duck Confit Lentil Feta Salad
Brown Butter Brussels Sprouts Vegan Chocolate Hazelnut Spread Creamy Hazelnut Soup Chocolate Hazelnut Granola
Roasted Hazelnut Challah Warm Mushroom Salad Basil Hazelnut Cakelettes Chocolate and Hazelnut Semifreddo
Hazelnut Simple Syrup Creamy Zucchini and Hazelnut Pasta Quinoa Lemon Risotto Pear and Hazelnut Flatbread
Hazelnut Cappuccino Rice Pudding Butternut Squash, Apple and Hazelnut Risotto Almond Hazelnut Biscotti Cheesecake Grilled Kale Salad
Meringue Cake with Strawberry Cinnamon Cream Hazelnut Bread Pudding Autumn Harvest Salad Hazelnut and Wild Mushroom Soup
Hazelnut Gremolata Butternut Squash and Marscapone Ravioli Fresh Nutella Pudding Hazelnut Plum Pie
Fig and Hazelnut Tart Hazelnut and Quinoa Stuffed Squash Walnut and Hazelnut Pesto with Farro Spaghetti Crostini with Brie, Caramelized Apples, and Hazelnuts
Butternut Squash Lasagna Hazelnut Cappuccino Cupcakes Homemade Granola Bars Pollo en Pepitoria
Kitchen Sink Crisp Green Beans with Garam Masala and Hazelnuts Maple Hazelnut Butter Tart Squares Garlic Zucchini and Fava Dip
Persimmon Salad Vegan Hazelnut Ice Cream Hazelnut and Thyme Cream Tarts Black Olive and Hazelnut Tapenade
Roasted Hazelnut Cream Sauce Hazelnut Encrusted Brie Butterscotch Pots de Creme with Hazelnut Praline Kale, Blood Orange, and Hazelnut Salad

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