Food Porn Champion: Poutine Tater Tots

We love poutine. We love tater tots. We are SO EFFING MAD at ourselves for not thinking of poutine tater tots before someone else did.

Chef Kyle Bailey — yes, the same mad genius behind The New Luther — well be hawking this deep-fried stroke of genius around Washington D.C. all week. Only 20 orders of “Wonky Tots” will be available per lunch shift (11 AM to 2 PM), and those of you lucky enough to live there will have to follow @eatwonky and @churchkeydc to find out where his food truck will be.

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6 comments

  • erica October 10, 2011  

    i would like to see many more things on tater tots. like, chocolate sauce.

  • BS October 10, 2011  

    Um, ME TOO. I will publish photos of chocolate sauce tater tots, or for that matter, anything else weird anyone wants to pour on tater tots. We really just can’t have too much tater tot coverage.

  • erica October 10, 2011  

    “chocolate sauce tater tots” has a nice ring to it!

    now someone just has to combine TOTS and PIE. somehow…

  • Borracho October 11, 2011  

    Will I be excommunicated if I share the fact that I frickin hate tater tots?

  • BS October 11, 2011  

    I need some rational for that. how could you hate tater tots?

  • Kirby October 11, 2011  

    I only like tater tots if they are covered in something and extra crispy. I like mine wit pepper jack.

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