Always Listen to the Simmer

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A few weeks back, our intrepid reporter Edouble told you about the joy and simplicity of popping your own stovetop popcorn. And I quote:

“I must insist that you stop buying microwave popcorn and that you start popping it yourself on your stovetop…This literally takes all of four or five minutes to do.”

Easy enough, right? But did you listen to Edouble? Nooooo. You kept popping your cute little bags of Orvile Redenbacher, and now this man is dead.

OK, not dead, but stricken with a nasty case of ‘pocorn lung.’

“A Colorado aficionado of microwaved popcorn, one of the most popular types, may have developed a serious lung condition from inhaling the fumes emanating from the just-popped bag…the suspected culprit is diacetyl, which adds buttery flavor to microwave brands such as Orville Redenbacher and Act II. For 10 years, the ill man ate two bags a day and savored the aroma of the steam before diving in. Until now, the government and industry watchdogs have been concerned only about cases of what is called “popcorn lung” among popcorn plant workers exposed to synthetic butter. It has been linked to damaged lungs. But no one worried about the effects on the consumer.”

So please, people, listen to what ES has to tell you. Today it’s popcorn lung, but tomorrow you could be choking on pre-made piecrust, or suffering from avocado deficiency syndrome.

Photo: AP

Week One: Endless Wing-Off

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Endless Readers –

So we learned a couple things from Week 1. Andy Reid is an idiot, the Redskins, Giants and Cowboys are all very hate-able, and mostly, Andy Reid is an idiot.

Nonetheless, we were also reminded that buffalo wings are damn delicious.

Further, at my spot in Fredericksburg, a slight twist to the Bleu Cheese was introduced, and I gladly welcomed the new “spice” (to be revealed next week.) This was not just a clever twist to the wing-eating experience; it rocked my world.

Two MNF games last night certainly made for a healthy week one, but next week the stakes are raised as there is less football hours over the course of the weekend.

Post jump, my totals and a few more thoughts

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Cupcakes on the Attack

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Our friend Matt points us to the extremely tasty hex conduction hour blog, where a friend of his is working through the recipes in Isa Chandra Moscowitz’s “Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World.”

We’re up for any blog that offers post-punk puns alongside pics of “golden vanilla cupcakes with vegan fluffy buttercream frosting and chocolate buttercream frosting.”

I’ve been trying to post this for some time now, but I keep drooling on my keyboard.

[hex conduction hour]

Infusion Confusion

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So I’m sure all you ES fans have been dying to know what I’ve been doing with my homemade rosemary infused olive oil that I created oh so long ago. Well, honestly, not much.
So I would still love some suggestions – gansie@endlesssimmer.com or leave it in the comments.

But here is something quick, effortless, seasonal and delicious I made for a pre-dinner snack. Well, really, I made it so we could both not be starving by the time I finished our actual dinner about an hour later (dinner to be revealed later this week and thanks for your patience, Laura.)

Tomato and Goat Cheese Toasts with Rosemary Olive Oil

Slice a baguette on an angle. Sprinkle the slices (I made 6, we ate 4 that night and I ate 2 the morning after thinking it would cure my hangover) with rosemary evoo and pop in a 400 degree oven for about 10-15 minutes.

When they’re a bit browned and crispy, take them out and spread on an herbed goat cheese. Top with half a tomato slice and then drizzle on the rosemary evoo, and sprinkle kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper.

As Wing Season Begins, Even the Redskins are Tied for First

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Editors Note: Our Philadelphia Eagles obsessed friend, broadandpattison, came up with this brilliant challenge to merge two favorites – eating and football. Enjoy having a gluttonous Fall 2007.
Thank you, broadandpattison.

Since the invention of the spork, there has been no greater innovation in modern history than the Thursday night NFL season opener. It is as thrilling as it is aggravating (I mean, football has started, but most likely for you, it hasn’t reaallllly started – you still have 2 days of waiting). This year, as the Colts kick-off against the Saints, everyone is 0-0, which means that even the Washington Redskins are tied for first. But this isn’t about how Redskin fans once again enter a season with an overpaid coaching staff and false expectations, or that Eli Manning has thrown 3 interceptions and the season hasn’t started yet, or even that Cowboy fans don’t seem to realize that Wade *&%$#@! Phillips is calling the shots; this is about something we can all agree on and something we can all celebrate together; the things we eat as we watch our teams break our hearts.

Endless Wing-Off Contest

I’d like to challenge all of the endlesssimmer readers to post the gourmet foods they’ll be eating each Sunday (Thursday and Monday night games included). Rules post-jump.

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Hott Links: Weird With a Beard

Editors Note: h diddy is world renown for finding the most effed-up shit on the internet, so after what seemed like an endless recruitment battle, we bring her expertise to ES. Oh, and she’s El’s roommate. Welcome to h diddy world.

Hi All- after being kidnapped this weekend and tortured (by eating delicious pancakes, steak, pasta salad and hamburgers, washed down with copious amounts of beer) until I agreed to FINALLY do a blog post, I gave in and here it is. Just remember my name is h diddy, I play bocce and can freestyle like it’s a job that I’m not very good at.

One of my co-workers has a bag of these hanging in her cube: I guess you know you’ve really made it in the hip hop world when you finally get your own line of chips.
[RapSnacks]

Not that it is really food related, other than having food get stuck in it. (And its SUPER weird, which is awesome!)
[Beard Team USA]

Ever been to Estonia? This guy has– and found out that their food is weird as crap. But I eat it every year at Christmas anyways- just not the meat jello.
[The Paupered Chef]

Recipes with a side of cat lady. (Not that there’s anything wrong with cat ladies- we all know I’m well on my way)
[McSweeneys]

Photo: RapSnacks.com

Harry, Did You Stay up all Night Eating Butter?

As someone who went to binge-drinking summer camp college in Wisconsin, I have a genuine soft spot for the Midwest. No other region of the country has so fully mastered the ridiculousness, perhaps even offensiveness that is American eating.

But Iowa, you have really outdone yourself this time.  Allow me to present the real reason Rudy Giuliani skipped the Ames straw poll. No, he wasn’t scared of Mitt’s millions. There was a much more obscene sight there:  Harry Potter carved out of butter.

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Oh, Iowa State Fair. I thought you had hit your glutoness peak when you invented the deep-fried twinkie. You weren’t even close.

The only problem is, what are you gonna spread all that butter on? If only we had a giant loaf of bread, or a chocolate ice cream cake, or some medium-rare steak to spread that fatty goodness on. The solution after the jump.

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