A Dark and Stormy Stout

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Victory Brewing Co. – Downingtown, PA
Storm King – Imperial Stout
9.1% ABV

Victory’s Storm King Stout is an excellent beer. I’m not gonna do a full review, not today at
least, but here’s the tip on Victory’s Imperial Stout…

Appearance: Pitch Black with a healthy (1″) tan head.

Smells like: Chocolate and, seriously, salted ham. My family grew up on southern style salted “country” hams, and their smell is unmistakable – strong, meaty, with a fistful of salt and pepper. It was weird, but that aroma was definitely part of it.

Ok, anyway, the taste: was a let down at first, but as I let it warm the flavor really filled out. This is an Imperial (or double) stout, so I was expecting a real asskicking with this one. After 5 or 10 minutes warming on the coffee table, the full depth came out to play – coffee, chocolate, cream, caramel. You could age this thing for 2 years just for fun.

The texture: and viscosity were excellent. Thick enough to justify its classification as an imperial stout, but without a syrupy texture.

Especially drinkable: for a 9.1% ABV. And, especially quaffable when very cold. Although I’d prefer to drink it closer to room temperature for the added depth in flavor.

All-in-all: an excellent stout. But lacking in the Imperial Stout category. It beats the holy hell out of Yuengling Stout, but it doesn’t quite match up to Russian River’s Old Rasputin Imperial Stout.

Umm, ok, I guess I did do a full review, huh?

Photo: Austin Liquors

Cake Full of Yarn

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You may think nothing exciting happens between the two meccas of elite food — Brooklyn, NYC (BS) and Mt. Pleasant, DC (gansie) — but, apparently there’s cake and fame in York, Pennsylvania.

I just got an email from my old housemate, Hickey, about some very exiting happenings. Her boyfriend’s grandmother recently turned ninety and the fam threw her a party to celebrate this major accomplishment. Georgia loves knitting so they decided to combine the great art of the stitch and America’s other favorite hobby, eating. And as everyone who steals watches cable TV knows…there’s only one place to call for the greatest of all great cakes – Charm City Cakes, aka Ace of Cakes.

Okay, so I don’t know that much about the Baltimore based Ace of Cakes TV show, except it takes air time away from the more lavish and “Hamptons” Barefoot Contessa and the more sophisticated and “Napa” Michael Chiarello.

But, I will soon become an avid watcher because, and I quote from a witness: “Last minute they decided to make it the featured cake of an episode and came and filmed the party. Here is the cake..I was amazed. It was a marbled cake – moist and tasty! Supposedly it is will air in February.”

Happy Birthday, Georgia!

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Another shot:

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Everybody Loves a Tart

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Since I was down in D.C. a few weeks ago, I got to partake in dadgansie’s endless bounty of green tomatoes. Mmmm.

This savory tart (torte?) was inspired by gansie’s tomato bake. Of course, I had to add in the three p’s that rule my life: pine nuts, pastry and parm. (sorry Phyllo, I went with the easier puff pastry this time, and besides, your p. is tenuous given its silence.)

Now, even though this is a tart, I didn’t want the tomatoes to be tart, so I caramelized them with brown sugar (I got some inspiration/instruction from Gary Rhodes). This worked well in the deliciousness department, although it unfortunately left dadgansie’s beautiful greens a less-than-appetizing brown. I covered my tracks by throwing on some red (non-caramelized) tomatoes and covering the tart with enough pine and parm to drown a cat.

Recipe after the j.

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Madam Ms. El

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Happy Birthday, El

Endless Simmer wishes you a birthday full of red meat, mac and cheese, and the strongest cocktail you desire.

Nooshi

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Nooshi grabs hold of all Asian cuisine and dubs it “oodles noodles and sushi.” Luckily, the generalization is not ill-conceived: Its spin on fried squid—firefly calamari—is a welcome change with a red-pepper-flecked lemony dipping sauce instead of tired marinara. For a light lunch, try the ginger salad with generous slivers of pickled ginger, cabbage, and fried onions mixed with a tangy dressing. Sushi is offered in all the familiar combinations and does not disappoint, and, for those who can’t handle it raw, the fried rice and salmon teriyaki yield nice alternatives. Happy hour tends to get dangerous, though, with all drinks half-off Monday through Saturday (yes, happy hour on the weekend).
For: A downtown D.C. lunch spot that transports you to 10 Pacific island countries in an hour or less.

Entrées: $7-$16. 202-293-3138. 1120 19th St., NW

Originally in the Onion / DC local edition

Photo: Nooshi

Nooshi in Washington

Sweet Potato Goodness

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Sorry to bombard our loyal readers with more posts about my cooking, I’ll try to keep this one short. Over Thanksgiving, our family made a sweet potato dish that was so simple, yet so tasty, even 80P couldn’t screw it up.

I’ve never had a penchant for the orange potato quite like some have. I didn’t obsess over a restaurant that makes fries with them, or drool all over a steaming hot sweet baked potato. I knew plenty of you people, I just wasn’t one of you. They were just fine in my book, but I would have rather found my starch the old fashioned way. But having made this dish twice, I can now say that I too crave sweet potato. I have a small window into the minds of you crazy people, if only for a brief instance.

This dish is not meant to be a main course, nor does it allow you to show off your cooking talents to your date. It’s not going to shock your taste buds and make the next sip of wine taste like Hi-C. This dish will never fail you though, it’s like an old standby you can prepare without thinking, while concentrating on the small pheasant burning in your oven.

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