John Mayer is Douchiest Food Blogger Ever
Normally we here at endless simmer like to support our fellow food bloggers - we’d much rather feud with nerdier bloggers and/or stalk pedigreed reporters. But the latest guy to join the food blogging circle is just a little too much to take. “Your Body is a Wonderland” singer John Mayer already covers plenty of pressing topics on his surprisingly addictive blog, including a recent in-depth analysis of O.J.’s watch and a loving note to the 63 PEOPLE ARRESTED AT HIS LAST CONCERT (no, it’s still not illegal to listen to John Mayer, there were just a lot of boozed up 12-year-old girls at his show).
Now, Mayer has begun sharing photos of his meals, and he claims it to be his most successful blogging experiment yet. Apparently, the public is intensely hungry to know what John had for dinner last night and the night before that. He’s not cooking, and he doesn’t even tell us where these tasty treats are from, just shows us what he eats on a daily basis. The best part is, these valuable photos have been watermarked, with rights reserved, to prevent their reproduction. Screw that. If this blog is gonna go down, what better way to do it than because of illicit reproduction of John Mayer’s duck shepherd’s pie?
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on November 8th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
haha. You should have shown his burger and fries meal. Thrilling!!!
on November 8th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
John Mayer, your body is not a wonderland, it’s a loser-land
on November 8th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
you tell ‘em, liza!
on November 9th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
His Hotty is a Buns-derland ;-P ;-P
two tongues up like a playa.
on November 9th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
[...] so interesting. Pictures, not so cool. Endless Simmer has a post up calling John Mayer the “Douchiest Food Blogger Ever.” Why? Well for starters, rule #1 about posting pictures of what you eat, is the pictures [...]
on November 14th, 2007 at 10:34 am
No way he’s being serious here. No one is that big of a douche.
But then again, this IS John mayer we are talking about. Im so confused!
on December 14th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
[...] go the, “these are just for me, guys” route, but then not only do you look like a douche, you inevitably get the “oh, can I just have a half?” requests, and even in a small [...]
on April 4th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
[...] (yeah, I said it) is claiming that at Stereo Nighclub in NYC he MADE OUT - WITH TONGUE - with fellow blogger, John Mayer! John Mayer in so many words is denying [...]
on December 11th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I’m pretty sure John was satirizing the media’s invasion of every inch of his personal life, but then again, I have the amazing ability to sense sarcasm. Great blog here!
on December 19th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
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