Hott Links: Irresponsible Rumor Mongering

It’s the Tuesday after a long weekend. We’re tired, uncreative, and being forced to do “real work,” so let’s just do what bloggers do best: make shit up.

– Sounds like Mario Batali is doing Gwyneth. [TVFF]

– Paris Hilton and Cat Cora? Works for us. [Gawker]

– Anthony Bourdain is free, free, FREE and deliriously happy. Also, he hates America, and is probably a terrorist. [Bourdain Blog]