The Secret Club of Matzo

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Ho-ho-happy Hanukkah boys and girls. During Last J-New Year, gansie had a few problems putting together that iconic dish, matzo ball soup. So for the greater good of the ES society, I have decided to share this stunning family recipe, in the hopes of creating a better holiday season for all.

After, the jump, a matzo ball soup recipe, straight from my Aunt Helene (via my grandmother). The secret: Club soda. Say Wha? My aunt insists that soaking the balls in club soda, NOT cold water, is the only way to get that perfect, fluffy consistency.

Mazel Tov, and good luck finding some chicken fat at your local grocers.

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Last Chance for Solanum Lycopersicum

tomato salat

With October finally (and unfortunately) behaving like a normal cold weather month, you have a very limited time to find tasteful, local tomatoes. I’m hoping that my farmer’s market will yield some this weekend, and if so, I know exactly what to do with all of them.

My Oma used to make a tomato “salat” for the Jewish fall holidays. I think her tomatoes came from her very own garden, though. My dad’s garden hadn’t produced enough ripe tomatoes for this, so we had to use Wegmans’.

So in keeping with tradition, my brother, SAG, (with my guidance) whipped up our version of her classic for Yom Kippur dinner.

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Lox Me Up and Wrap Me in Avocado

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I’m really not that big of a sandwich eater. Well, making sandwiches that is. I can’t deny my love for someone else selling me a good lunch-time egg salad on rye. Bread just seems to go bad too quickly in my apartment. So, I usually toss in anything I’d use for a sandwich into a salad instead.

But, when I’m at a Wegmans with my dad, my eyes light up at the fresh bread and endless opportunities for different creations that my tiny Hispanic super market just can’t compare to. Although I will say that it took me almost 5 aisles to find some canned black beans, which I clearly find unacceptable (hence telling my father that Cherry Hill needs more of an influx of Central American immigrants.)

Regardless, with an abundant amount of time (and my dad’s credit card for purchase power) I compiled a killer sandwich for my dad and brother, SAG, and me.

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Exploding Balls

Maybe this is what I get for not practicing my religion any more.

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Yup, that’s right – totally exploded matzah balls. I used the recipe featured right here on ES, but, for some unknown reason, my balls totally erupted in the soup.

I tweaked the soup recipe just a bit – sauteed onion, celery and carrots, with some evoo, salt, pepper and maggi seasoning and once that got fragrant, I added the broth and 2 bay leaves.

I followed the ball recipe – exactly. But I just couldn’t get the balls to stay together, so I added another egg, and that did help (thanks, Dad, for the recommendation.) They still felt a little disjointed, but I dropped them in carefully, anyway. I walked away for a few minutes and returned to a god damn mess of matzah.

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Don’t Be Shy, Put the Whole Ball in Your Mouth

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Editors Note: La Shana Tova! A Blessed and Sweet New Year to you all. In the Jewish calendar, fall welcomes the new year and two very somber holidays: Rosh Hashanah, the “head” of the year, which is spent wearing dark suits in a synagogue praying all day; and Yom Kippur, the day of repent, where one asks G-d for forgiveness of the past year’s sins and to be added to the “Book of Life,” basically, asking not to die this year. Yea, I know, and you thought being Jewish was all about food and kvetching. So to make up for the fact that we celebrate new years talking to G-d and not partying like you sinner Christians, we have matzah ball soup. Here is fellow Jew and pending lawyer, Jason’s take on the classic.

Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur remind me of great food times in my life. Us Jews are all about family, food and food. And the most famous food of all –- matzah ball soup.

Since I was old enough to sit at the adult table, I have been enjoying matzah ball soup. Today, I regularly make matzah balls and routinely freeze them for late night snacks.

But I want to let everyone know the secret to making matzah balls irresistible: Maggi Seasoning Sauce. Using Maggi sounds strange, but Maggi is dubbed as the do-all sauce for Latinos, Asians and Europeans. It adds an amazing flavor that will keep you craving matzah balls all year round (trust me, my shiksa girlfriend Lauren asks me once a week to make them.)

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