“You’re Gonna Love My Nuts!”
Apparently, those Sham-Wow commercials have gone over like gangbusters, because the jackass from those spots has moved on to being a shill for something called the Slap Chop. I’ve been seeing this type of chopper for a while now, but apparently this one comes apart so that you don’t die from the bacteria or something. It was a bit unclear.
The really interesting part is that he manages to use the device for over three whole minutes and never once produces something that looks appetizing. That tuna “salad” looks atrocious and who wants a pickle as part of their ham and egg breakfast?
And don’t get me started on that cheese grater…it looks like a rejected part from the Play-Doh Fun Factory.