R.I.P. Huckabee for President – We’ll Always Have Fried Squirrels

It’s been a long, strange road for Mike Huckabee, but in the end, the previously portly pastor just couldn’t make the grade. He may have been short on money, he may not have delivered on those miracles he promised us, but you can say this for Mike Huckabee: it’s hard to imagine Hillary, Obama or McCain kicking back with a tasty snack of popcorn squirrel.

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  • Jos76 March 5, 2008  

    I’m shocked and disappointed that Huckabee would take money from struggling, hard-working Americans in order to fund his campaign. He said in his drop-out speech that it was…”the sacrifices of a truck driver in Michigan, of a housewife who sold her wedding ring on eBay and gave the contribution to the campaign, a janitor in Alabama who has a wife in a wheelchair who gave $20, not out of his abundance, but out of his poverty, so that our campaign could stay on the track.” In a bad economy, why would someone running for President take their money to fund a campaign that was clearly going to be fruitless? What would become of the economy if selfish Huckabee were President?

  • gansie March 5, 2008  

    oh come on jos, don’t you believe in *miracles*

  • Anthony March 5, 2008  

    Now who will take on the hard issues of frying small furry animals? Perhaps it’s time to look at a third party candidate?

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