Team Fake Celebrity

It really pains me to give this any press. But it’s so gross I just have to exploit. Plus, it’s not the first time we’ve dissed Super Bowl coverage and mocked Kendra Wilkinson‘s food associations.

Courtesy of Three-O and 5W Public Relations, here are Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush/Saints) and Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett’s (Hank Baskett/Colts) Super Bowl drinks of choice. Puke.

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Team Kendra

3 oz. Three-O Citrus Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curaçao
1 oz. lemonade

Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a cherry.

Team Kardashian

1 1/2 oz Three-O Triple Shot Espresso
1 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz amaretto liqueur

Shake rum & amaretto with ice.
Strain into chocolate rimmed martini glass.
Shake vodka with ice & layer into martini glass.

Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: Who’s the Hotter Dish?

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The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

– Who is more desirable, Padma or Giada?  The Ask Men folks hash it out.

– Let’s all raise our chalupas in tribute — the founder of Taco Bell has died at the age of 86.  

After the jump…taking shots as Emeril appears on another network, a sober look at a serious problem and a humorous look at a very chubby problem.

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Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: Everything’s Coming Up Gail

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The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

– Sweet News: Smörg fave Gail Simmons will be the host of Top Chef: Just Desserts.

– And she’ll also be a regular judge on the second season of Top Chef: Masters beginning April 14th.

After the jump…taking shots as Alice Waters, the Jersey Shore crew contributes to our knowledge of the mixology and Food Network gets muy caliente!

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Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: High VOLTage

The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

– The Voltaggios…no really, they’re much more likable in real life than they were on  Top Chef!

–  As part of our ongoing efforts to chronicle the food-related projects of the entire cast of Friends: Courtney Cox may be planning a food truck sitcom.  I can’t wait for the inevitable David Schwimmer hot dog pushcart crime drama.

After the jump…when food and politics collide and we go countdown crazy.

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Tricks And Foams May Break My Bones

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It’s cold here. Cold! When I booked my flight for Atlanta to see 80P and his parents (and cat, Sophie) I was not only excited about the fun food adventures, but the warm weather.

Yea, no. I assumed the South meant warm. I assumed wrong. It’s just as cold here as it was with my family in Jersey. But I’ll take it because while Jersey may produce Top Chefs it does not lay claim to Kevin Gillespie‘s ode to farm-to-table dining.

On my first night in Atlanta, 80’s parents (minus Sophie) took us to Kevin’s restaurant, Woodfire Grill. We were there not even a full 60 seconds and we saw Kevin! He was posing for pictures with diners, a celebration of celebrity that we would see many times that night.

After a few sips of pre-seating cocktails we were led into the long, narrow dining room—sophisticated, yet warm—and immediately upon entering we saw the tattooed, bearded fellow again. He preps out in the open, ensuring all diners can gawk at this almost-winner.

Maureen, our hysterical server, asked us if we watched Top Ch… and she couldn’t even finish her thought before we enthusiastically nodded.  Maureen explained the sustainability mantra and the close attention paid to sourcing of the ingredients. Except for the fish (which is flown in the night before serving, usually from the Pacific Northwest) all ingredients are sent to the restaurant the morning of and are prepped all day for dinner service. The menu changes daily, which leads to another form of celeb worshiping: When 80’s mom asked if we could keep the dated menu, Maureen whips back “And would you like Kevin to sign it? Most people frame their picture with Kevin and the signed menu. And be sure to check the ladies’ bathroom. It’s really cute in there”

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Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: 2009 in Review

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The Smörg has been bringing you the latest celebrity food news since this past April, so this week we take a look at the best and most interesting stories from each month.

April: You have to wonder how much pride-swallowing was involved in Anthony Bourdain giving some props to Rachael Ray.

May: I guess that being President means you get some slack, but ordering a burger well-done is darn near inexcusable.

June: We found out that it’s actually possible to bet on The Next Food Network Star and that you could have picked up a little bit of walking-around money had you laid a bet down on Melissa.

July: TVFF engaged in a little idle speculation about hometown chef Jose Garces and came up looking like a foodie Nostradamus.

After the jump…check out the rest of the run-down.

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Eater of the Year: The Fatties vs. Michelle

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The 2009 Eater of the Year contest is shaping up to be the closest race yet, with This is Why You’re Fat clinging to a narrow 2-percent lead over Michelle Obama. Can Meryl Streep, Jose Garces, or someone from the back of the pack make a last-minute move?

It’s up to you! Cast your vote now!

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