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Eggs Over Zucchini

Posted by on July 15 2009 in Eggs, Featured, Recipe, Veggie

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Wait, did I just watch a Phillies game last night: Shane, Chase, Raul, Ryan, Jayson. Oh wait, never mind, it was the All-Star Game, my bad.

Anyway, I’ve had some strike outs recently. And I’ve been lying. 80 admitted it first, but I brushed it off, noting his fear of leafy greens. But I kept trucking along, thinking I could fake my appreciation of the bitterness.

But alone, I faced the truth. I’ve struck out on kale.

I love the look of dinosaur kale, so when I was in a rush at the market this past Saturday I grabbed a crispy bundle of kale, zucchini and yogurt, among a few other treats (peaches are here!)

While 80 went to a bocce captains’ meeting, I fled to the kitchen, knowing I only had to create for my own tastes, which basically meant experimenting with vegetables. When I was brainstorming for my Foodie Fight, I wanted to create long strips of zucchini, but reasoned it wouldn’t work in a spring roll. But I still wanted to try that technique.

I peeled the zucchini length wise, laid the strips down on a cookie sheet, sprinkled with salt and pepper, and threw it under the broiler for only a couple minutes until it softened. The zuke turned slightly sweet and I could get away with cooking it without any fat (of course the dish’s fat would come in other forms.)

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But the zukes were not enough. Especially, as you can see, because I burned a good round of strands. Damn that broiler is a serious business. I always forget to give it my full attention.

Anyway, I needed something more substantial. I went the treacherous kale route. I chopped it up and threw it in a hot pan with oil and pre-roasted garlic. I salt and peppered it and poured a ring of water around the pan to soften the leaves and then covered it. And then retasted and squirted some rice wine vinegar on top and covered it again. Still wasn’t excited and then added more water, more oil (I know, this is terrible) and covered again.

My hunger won over and I started to fry the egg, drained the kale and assembled my dinner. The zucchini was awesome. The egg was awesome. I even warmed up a little parsley pesto I froze earlier for a tinge of sauciness and that was awesome. But the kale. Not so awesome.

So with the rest of the kale I pureed it with some more roasted garlic and put it in tupperware for future use. As you can tell with my kale pesto hummus and and my kale pesto with spaghetti squash, I’ve used this method before. And I actually don’t mind it ground up into nothing, especially when paired with feta. But I really hated kale with this crappy soup.  And here, I just faked it with wilted greens, buckwheat noodles and a fried egg.

Now I have to find a use for the kale-in-pieces.

When I snuck into the kitchen to stick my spoon in a container of peanut butter, I glanced up and Jiffy cornbread batter caught my eye, so did a can of beans. I’m thinking cornbread with kale, black beans and poblano for a crab feast I’m heading to this weekend. But I’m down for additional suggestions. Because you know I’ll be suckered into buying this beauty again.

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  1. July 15, 2009

    Honestly – I kind of feel this way about kale and most collard greens. I get so excited about how cool they look, but then I don’t know what to do with them and when I make them by themselves I just don’t love the taste. I guess this is why people cook them in pig.

  2. July 15, 2009

    Adding bacon really helps in the flavour department if you want a quick fix.

    If you want to keep it veggie, browning garlic in the olive oil first will help flavor the oil which will in turn flavour the kale. Make sure it gets enough salt then hit it with a splash of lemon at the end. Do a search for “lacinato” on my blog if you want some recipes.

  3. July 15, 2009

    That picture is pornographic Gans… I was planning on making deviled eggs tonight to snack on but now I might just need to make a sunny side up instead. Love the ribbons of zuke – will try that with my next CSA pick up.

    I just sautee them in garlic/olive oil and a bit of red pepper flakes… I’m a lil boring like that. If I’m not eating meat that night/week, I tend to mix it with some pasta so I’ll be full. Otherwise… I can eat it as a side. Oh, I also tend to not do it by itself – whatever the CSA offers that week that’s leafy and green. This week is kale + beet greens… last week had spinach, kale, chard… maybe collards… it’s all the same crap to me. Healthy and nutritious but it isn’t going to really thrill me (unless I cream them and then it’s not healthy anymore)

  4. July 15, 2009

    Okay I just ate kale and I am bothered by it. I didn’t realize that was what I wasn’t liking so much in my mix of greens. Boo.

  5. July 16, 2009

    it honestly took me two years of eating greens to get used to kale. now i crave it. try cooking greens ethiopian style, it’s much yummier.

  6. July 16, 2009

    @erica
    dude. ethiopian style! details!

  7. lynnnj permalink
    July 17, 2009

    I tried and tried to find a way to enjoy kale. Didn’t work. There are better things to eat with bacon.

  8. October 13, 2010

    Liking this! Kale is an underused resource in my kitchen…

  9. Esther J. Choi permalink
    October 19, 2012

    I hope you read this and do not give up on Kale! One of my favorite ways to prepare this delicious superfood is to roast it in the oven (325 degrees, 20 minutes turning halfway) with a little bit of extra virgin olive oil (you can try it with various infused olive oils as well) and a pinch of sea salt. The end result? Crispy, seasoned, kale chips. They will satisfy any potato chip fiend’s cravings.

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