Endless Simmer has been live for a year and a half now (!) and hundreds of thousands of you have stumbled upon our li’l old blog all sorts of different ways. One thing ya’ll might not realize is that the Google overlords tell us exactly how people are finding our blog and what search terms they use to get here. So gansie, 80p, and I have spent plenty of time over the last 18 months emailing each other and giggling every time someone finds ES by searching “cindy mccain sex bacon” or “giada boobs + fat free brownie.”
I think it’s important that all of you know just what kind of people are reading alongside you, so I’ve decided to invite our readers to share in the fun. Don’t worry, no names will be named. So here are our Top 10 favorite search terms that led readers to ES in November. For each one of these, we somehow come up on the first page of google. Oh, the wonders of the Internets.
PS – you are all perverts!
10. anthony bourdain’s penis – ES Rank: #6
9. gail simmons porn – ES Rank: #9 (although I don’t think it exists)
8. balls in your mouth – ES Rank: #6
7. nude taco eaters – ES Rank: #7
6. fuck this shit – ES Rank: #6 (well done, gansie..who ever said your dirty mouth couldn’t get you anywhere?)
5. american goat party – ES Rank: #2 (sounds fun)
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Who says Midwesterners are boring?!?!
