The Revolution will not be Televised, but it will be Tasty

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Editors Note: One of the original perpetrators of this blog (credit: she came up with the term edible pantries as well as many of our better rejected blog names), Edouble is a little late to start because she managed to escape the working (and blogging) world to Mexico for the better part of the summer, so for her first post we ordered up some original reporting direct from Oaxaca. Please welcome Edouble to ES.

A three week adventure to the wonderful Mexican state of Oaxaca and its charming urban hub, the city of Oaxaca, proved to be a lesson in the real meaning of flavor. From the moles (black, red, yellow), to the delectably stuffed tamales, to the tacos, to the green salsa/cilantro pesto, to the abundance of avocado that garnishes so many plates, to the fresh sea fare, everything was amazing. Good gravy!! Eating in Oaxaca was an absolute delight! And despite the ridiculous amount of eating I engaged in, I managed to lose a few pounds, so fear not.

Unfortunately, I did not learn how to cook any of these things, but have some guesses on a couple of dishes I ate. My man may report later on how to make some incredible sauces and if I’m lucky enough, mole too. For now, let me share a few things I think are easily replicable.

Take 1 avocado, cut it in half, spoon the avocado out of the skin leaving it intact. Mush up the avocado and set aside. Sauté 6 to 8 large shrimp and mix in with the mushed avocado. Spoon the shrimp and pseudo-guacamole back into one half of the avocado skin. Serve cold. Add cilantro and diced tomato to garnish.

Fresh tuna with capers, onion, oil and salt
(This won’t be as good without a “right-out-of-the-sea” tuna, but give it a whirl anyway).
Take 1 full tuna, cut in half or skin if need be, add olive oil, salt, capers (use the juice, too), and thinly sliced onion and bake for 30 to 40 minutes. It’s simple but delicious.

Hopefully more later on mole and tamales.

Top Chef Recap: Episode 5 – Dame Mas Chocolate

This week’s Top Chef started out with a shocking order from Ms. Lakshmi that would have gotten her kicked off this blog for cheating. The CHEFtestants had to work with frozen pie crusts. Oh the horrors. After they got over being placed in such a demeaning situation, the quickfire provided the perfect opportunity for Joey to cement his dominance over Howie as the fattest, most obnoxious guy, by pretending to have no pastry training and then whipping out some pretty amazing looking alcohol-infused fruit tarts.

For the elimination challenge, Bravo embarked on their most tenuous attempt at corporate synergy yet, having the chefs cook Latin food for the cast of a Telemundo telenovela called Dame Chocolate, which, judging from these fantastic opening credits, makes Sabado Gigante look like it is written by Cervantes.

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Oh, PS: I’m pretty proud of the fact that I figured out how to put video on this blog, so that’s the only reason I made you watch that clip.

Back to the food after the jump.

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Procrastination By Food TV

her trick: add celery salt
(Rachael Ray showing viewers how to put frozen, store-bought
waffle fries in the oven)

Trying to delay the start of my Saturday as much as possible, I plopped in front of Food Network.

I caught the end of Paula Deen creating, obviously, a fatty and delicious caramel cake.

Next up – Rachael Ray. Her 30-minute meal repeats, along with Alton Brown‘s Good Eats, comprise my after-work routine. Meaning, I’ve usually had enough of Ms. EVOO during the week, and frankly, I just haven’t been around my TV the past couple weekends to check out Saturday’s line-up.

But to my surprise, Rachael Ray has completely redone her opening scene and the style of the show. Now I know this doesn’t count as real **breaking news** but I was floored! She prances around with her dog in the opening credits (puke) and her kitchen boasts new colors and even the look of the show and the camera angles are different.

I guess RR is nervous about her new, Latina competition…

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Tres Gringos

Building on PoM‘s outstanding post on Dos Gringos, tres gringos was the scene the other night when my dad and bro took me out for a genuine Mexican birthday.

Now, while much of this blog has focused on eating out in the District, this particular ES-er recently graduated from D.C. and moved back to New York, so expect to see some reviews of NYC destinations as well.

The neighborhood I grew up in, Hell’s Kitchen, was once the domain of streetwalkers, porn palaces and seedy strip clubs, but is now mostly home to yuppie restaurants, fancy bars, and upscale strip clubs. Fortunately, there are still a few ethnic hole-in-the-walls remaining, like Mexican joint Tulcingo Del Valle. (full review after the jump)

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Dos Gringos

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Editor’s Note: Now that endless simmer is more popular than MySpace, a line of aspiring food bloggers has begun to form outside our offices (although some of them apparently thought it was a food bank). After an extensive, American Idol-esque audition process, we decided to bring the best of the best in to spice this thing up a bit. Pinch of Minch is a high-powered TV executive who is well aware that television is dead and blogging is the future. Specifically, this blog. Please welcome Pinch of Minch to ES.

Upon first glance at the mounted menu in Spanish, one might wish they paid a bit more attention in their high school language immersion class. Just follow the locals at the Mt. Pleasant café Dos Gringos and direct your eyes to the indiscernible English menu tucked just out of peripheral vision. There you’ll notice a tasty variety of vegan and vegetarian food along with healthy carnivorous deli options. The sandwich choices like Chipotle Grilled Tofu, Bean Mash Wrap, and Curried Chicken Salad are wholesome, satisfying and fit in perfectly with the handmade pottery they are served on. Free cupcake samples made from scratch line the counter next to homemade bakery goods. The extensive breakfast menu includes a Cilantro Egg Wrap with havarti cheese and Belgian Waffles with fruit and chocolate syrup. Late-risers beware: Dos Gringos usually sells out of their popular breakfast items by 11 on weekdays and just a half hour later on the weekends. The café might have a granola feel, but the staff is as quick and abrupt as any Bronx Pizza joint. This slight- yet café-efficient attitude will keep you from taking your time to choose between the Corned Beef or the Portabella Grinder right when you get to the front of the line.
Overall, the food is natural and delicious, the atmosphere Bohemian-chic, and it’s no surprise the quaint café sits right on top of Mt. Pleasant. And if you still feel the need to brush up your Spanish- language skills, Dos Gringos offers informal conversation exchanges on Saturday nights.

Dos Gringos in Washington

Vulgar Wheat On the Pole

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Julie‘s health food consciousness and willingness to try things like flax seeds, whey protein powder and Magic Bullet frozen fruit concoctions, introduced me to bulgur wheat in salads. I’m a pretty plain salad eater, leaving BS to add silly fruits to his greens mixtures. But, throwing in some nutritious grains really intrigued me. This salad, like Mitt Romney‘s policy ideas, change all the time. V(b)ulgur wheat is pretty much a salad whore, cozying up to any leafy bunch in its path.

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