Pizza: Now a Vegetable and a Sleeping Bag

Pizza found itself in the press this week when Congress caved to the food lobbies – and ignored the health of the nation’s children – and agreed that pizza, with just a splattering of tomato paste, can count as a vegetable in school lunches. Total horse dung and totally watch Jamie Oliver mock the hell out of it.

Anyway, I’m here to restore pizza’s reputation. Because now the beloved slice can provide even more comfort: as a sleeping bag.

(Photo: The Clearly Dope)

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  • Jessica November 18, 2011  

    I want that sleeping bag! Too bad it’s $300.

    Maybe if the toppings were interchangeable….

  • ML November 19, 2011  

    I was just going to say…I’d def get that sleeping bag if I could swap the mushrooms for some pepperoni

  • ML November 19, 2011  

    Also? Pizza is the one thing I can bake. BAM

  • erica November 21, 2011  

    cute novelty sleeping bag aside, french fries and/or corn aren’t a vegetable portion, either! dangit.

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