by gansie
Pizza: Now a Vegetable and a Sleeping Bag
Pizza found itself in the press this week when Congress caved to the food lobbies – and ignored the health of the nation’s children – and agreed that pizza, with just a splattering of tomato paste, can count as a vegetable in school lunches. Total horse dung and totally watch Jamie Oliver mock the hell out of it.
Anyway, I’m here to restore pizza’s reputation. Because now the beloved slice can provide even more comfort: as a sleeping bag.
(Photo: The Clearly Dope)
I want that sleeping bag! Too bad it’s $300. http://www.etsy.com/listing/83109453/slice-of-pizza-sleeping-bag-w-veggie
Maybe if the toppings were interchangeable….
I was just going to say…I’d def get that sleeping bag if I could swap the mushrooms for some pepperoni
Also? Pizza is the one thing I can bake. BAM
cute novelty sleeping bag aside, french fries and/or corn aren’t a vegetable portion, either! dangit.