Three Internet Phenomenons You Probably Don’t Need to Know About
1. Men Laughing While Eating Fruit Salad
I actually don’t think fruit salad is funny. In fact, I hate fruit salad. It’s this big soggy mess and all of the different kinds of fruit just end up tasting like each other. Who wants to eat a brown, citrus-infused banana? Anyway, apparently all of these dudes find this vitamin C filled bowl fodder for a good chuckle. Who am I to deny their joy?
(Collage by Endless Simmer; Photos from BuzzFeed)
2. Eva Longoria Scantily Poses to Save Restaurant
3. Heads in Freezers
Google image search “241543903” and try not to freak out. Freezers are weird. Freezers are where dead things end up—whether it’s those rotting buffalo burger patties or some serial killer’s prey—freezers are not play toys. So it’s not much of a surprise that when you look for these numbers photos of crazy people appear. No judgement, though.
And you know what – at least these numbers mean something. That’s right. I’m looking at you LOST and I’m still severely pisted-off about that shitty ending. And did Sun and Jin really have to die like that? Fuck you.
Thanks to Erica and Brit for sending the viral-ness our way.