The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

- You can be the proud owner of a Rachael Ray nude fantasy portrait.  Be sure to rush for Christmas delivery!

- Eli’s coming.  Time to update the handy Endless Simmer NYC Top Chef map.

After the jump…just a small bite for me, Sorvino gets saucy and Sandra sinks to new depths (!?!).

- The idea of a show called Little Chocolatiers, which is about “two little people who own a chocolate shop” was enticing until I realized the idea has already been fully explored by the Keebler Elves.

- Actor Paul Sorvino, who may be best known for his jailhouse cuisine in Goodfellas, is coming out with a line of marinara sauce.  Nice tie-in.  I guess we should all be glad that Paul Newman didn’t try to market hard boiled eggs, right?

- In Slashfood’s recap of the year in food TV, they criticize Sandra Lee’s newest show for being even more pandering and uninspired.  Wow…I would have thought that topping the crap that’s usually there would have impossible.  Bravo, Sandra!