Another Sign the Foodiepocalypse is Upon Us
How to know when your kid is watching too much Food Network, via Overheard in New York:
Paper beats rock. BAM! Your rock is blowed up!
“Bam” doesn’t blow up, “bam” makes it spicy. Now I got a SPICY ROCK! You can’t defeat that!
Not sure if this is upsetting or awesome. (Hat tip: Alex)