Padma on Big Wheels

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Top Chef is down to the almost-finale, which means it’s that time of year where we all start going: Noooo! What am I going to do without Top Chef all summer? OK, maybe you don’t all do this, but I still feel a duty to let you all know about this incredible summertime event coming to a city near you. Well, near some of you.

The Top Chef Truck, a traveling exhibit of Top Chef kitchen demonstrations, gear, and *maybe* even Top Chef stars, will be hitting the road this month, starting right here in New York. I will surely be checking this out and letting the rest of you know if it’s amazingly awesome or hilariously tack-o-riffic. Either way, it’s sure to be one of the summer’s can’t-miss culinary events.

Following the NYC stop, the 18-wheeler will visit 20 cities throughout the U.S., including all the major ones: Boston, Philly, L.A., Chicago, SF, Detroit….Columbus….Raleigh…Daveneport….um, hey, where’s D.C.? Apparently the good folks over at Bravo have forgotten to put the nation’s foodie capital on the Top Chef tour, despite the fact that approximately one in three district residents is a food blogger (seems that way anyway). But no, Bravo has deemed Washington less Top Chef-worthy than Davenport, Iowa. Start the protesting now, DC-ers! Otherwise you won’t get your Top Chef Live fill until 2009, when you can take a Top Chef Mediterranean cruise, complete with (losing) contestants from every season. Not kidding. Thanks for the tip on this great event JoeHoya.

Speaking of Top Chef, you really can’t afford to miss this week’s ES live blog, as always, tonight at 10. Why? Well, we have it on good authority from a tipster that one of this year’s cheftestants has been reading the live blog as a lurker! For real! Full details in the future, and see you tonight!

Photo: Miami Beach 411

The Baguette Slice is Dead, Long Live Polenta Fritters

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If there’s one thing we’ve learned from Top Chef, it’s that the worst thing you can do in life is cook something that’s already been cooked before.

OK, that’s totally a lie and half the excitement of cooking is replicating traditions. But still, it’s always fun to find new ways to consume things. Case in point – appetizers. Back in the land before time, when people served appetizers – cheeses, prosciutto, tapenades and hummus – you only had two options for serving vehicles: slices of bread and crackers. But in today’s food’ed out culture, bread and crackers are the last thing you’d want to serve cheese on. You can do endive leaves, phyllo cups, apple wedges, potato pancake patties, bilinis or homemade pita chips. But the point is, it better not be the same thing the last dinner party used.

Going back to Top Chef for a reference, my favorite moment of last season was when Hung served smoked salmon mousse on cucumber slices, and Padma called it “painfully 80’s.” I had never even seen this serving method before, yet it is apparently a good twenty years passe already. Obviously, there is no reason to be quite so snobby about things, but it does give me reason enough to write about my new favorite food base: polenta fritters.

I started eating these last summer when I was working across the street from Bryant Park, and there was this fancy salad bar place that had them every day (can’t remember the name – anyone?). Anyway, I realized they would be really easy to make at home. You just slice up a roll of polenta (no, I am not making my own polenta yet – but that is next on the agenda). Fry them up in some extra virgin for about five minutes per side, and then pat the oil off with a paper towel. I top ’em with feta cheese (pictured), prosciutto, or tomato slices. It makes for a hearty meal, when cheese and crackers wouldn’t be enough.

I’m a Sucker for a Presser

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I don’t know if you’ve noticed lately, but I’ve become lazy and will just directly cut and paste a press release into a post. I mean, if they’ve already perfected the wording, who I am to extract data and rearrange a perfectly good paragraph.

When one of my favorite PR people, Bailey, sent me this note:

Hey, just want to make sure that you saw this, since I know you blog about Top Chef.

with a presser about Top Chef, I knew I had a great afternoon post lined up.

So join us tonight, as we LIVE BLOG TOP CHEF, starting at 9:50pm EST, and watch DC’s Jose Andres (of Jaleo, Cafe Atlantico, Oyamel, Zaytinya and minibar by jose andres) as he helps to decide the fate of our chef-testants. I hate Lisa.

Presser post jump.

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Bourdain Meats His Match?

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Wow. I have to admit this comes as somewhat of a shock. Your Eater of the Year and Tastiest Man-Chef, Anthony Bourdain, is currently getting his ass grilled by a bunch of vegans.

In our second Who Cooked It Better? contest, Bourdian is losing to Hezbollah Tofu by 70 percent to 30 percent. It’s not over yet, but unless Bourdain can pull a Hillary and change up the rules in the middle of the game, that margin is gonna be awfully hard to overcome.

Voting continues through Monday at Midnight.

Check out the original post here

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Live Blogging Top Chef: Episode 5

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Ok so I’m live blogging tonight, and I have to warn you…. I passionately dislike our precious Padma (yeah, I said it). Her monotone, non-expressive voice, and the Top Chef promos of her popping a champagne bottle and spraying it everywhere make me want to vomit. But I LOVE TOP CHEF, and I just put a vegetable lasagna in the oven for the occasion!

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Ok we’re starting- and the preview looks crazy- people are yelling at each other, a table fell down.. what’s going on!

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Zoi is always pissed

Ming Tsai is the guest judge. Jesus, Padma just pointed to her mouth and was like “your palate, your palate is so important”

OMG everyone is so conceited about their palate – They have to figure out which cuisine is the gourmet and which is not and Padma sounds legitly pissed that someone was not correct- she’s such a bitch – so disappointed! and Stephanie sounds biiiiter

I don’t know what to think about Antonia… I think she might be the hidden gem…

Or should I say the hidden element –

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Wow only 15 minutes to make 3 courses!

Antonia: “I will make a f-ing condensed soup”

I agree with Lisa – How can you be comfortable with having a meal be an EGG! I’m sorry, but people like to eat, and they are not going to be satisfied with 1 egg in the middle of their plate.

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It Wouldn’t Be Top Chef Without Fauxhawks

It looks like Top Chef is officially an American cultural phenomenon, as the show was parodied on SNL for the first time this weekend, complete with a dead-on Padma Lakshmi impression and a cameo from Christopher “More Cowbell” Walken.

And because nothing is more American than watching both your television and computer screens at the same time, check back into ES tonight for Live Blogging Top Chef, with this week’s host, Liza.

Live Blogging Top Chef: Episode 4

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Takin over for 80P this week. And, this is a very special live blogging edition – we have guests over! Neighbors Edouble, Vi and Jerry will help with the commenting. And, of course, 80P. Although we might be like 5 minutes behind – waiting for Jerry to get here.

For the company, I obv had to make some snacks. With an almost bad eggplant I made baba ghanouj for the first time. And I followed this recipe, except for just one eggplant and I tripled the garlic and didn’t measure anything. I served it with whole wheat pita chips which I made by tossing pita (cut into triangles) with extra virgin, salt, pepper, garlic powder and onion powder. And then I spread them out on a baking sheet and popped it in the oven for like 15-20 minutes on 350.

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Bring on the veggies. Quick Fire is pretty cool – show off knife skills and technique on vegetables. Like 80 said before, the Quick Fires are so much better. Not just corporate tie in. It’s actual cooking.

Love Daniel Boulud. His After Hours show is so cool. It’s like, get some random celebs (Charlotte’s gay friend from Sex and the City, Mario Cantone, and Danielle Gabrielle Reese) and eat in the kitchen at like 2am.

And although I don’t agree with Vegan – sign me up for the Vegan sashimi by Dale. Very well thought out.

Richard is a douche.

And Dale is the Winner!

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OMG! Gemma! So sorry. Stay with me!

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