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Straight out of the British tabloids, it’s reported that Martha “hideous old crone, former jailbird” Stewart is trying to steal Nigella “sexy and interesting” Lawson’s husband, a rich, art collector.
It is also noted that Nigella carries mustard around with her where ever she goes.
ES will surely keep you up to date on this development.
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Quotes taken directly from the comments section.
Photos: Unangelic.org, funmansion.com
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On this week’s sorry-excuse-for-an-NBC-special-event called “Victoria Beckham Comes to America,” the once and future Posh Spice confronts our fellow blogger Perez Hilton at L.A. coffee shop Cafe Marco.
Our trashy food/celeb correspondent did some research and learned that Cafe Marco’s claim to fame is providing free wireless Internet, the very best customer service and serving only the finest gourmet beverages, but we think it should be the fact that they have a live web cam on their website so you can spy on the celebs.
While we know you are all already over the Beckhams and their insane media saturation, we here at ES feel there has been way too little coverage of their eating habits. When will mainstream journalists finally stand up and do their jobs?
Here are a few tidbits from the blogosphere:
-Victoria only eats soybeans and Diet Coke, with the occasional pretzel, but only on birthdays and anniversaries.
– She was spotted earlier this week consuming something that, while tiny, looks suspiciously like real food. Please contact if you have any further info on this shocking occurrence.
– One of our spies across the pond tells us that Becks’ OCD complex means the fam keeps a separate fridge for each food group!
-Finally, here’s a recipe direct from David’s fav pie n’ mash shop in Waltham Abbey.
***Additional reporting provided by BS and Pinch of Minch.
*** Gansie will be back from her real job next week, and since she actually cooks, we will return from our not-so-unpredictable slide into a trashy celebrity blog.
During our nascent experiment with Internet entrepreneurship, we have discovered that writing about attractive celebrities seems to boost traffic to our page. So a warm welcome to all our new readers who got here by googling “Marisa Tomei + Hot Pics AND Lasagna.” My apologies if you have no interest in food blogs.
Just want to share one more hott link with ya’ll…Washington Examiner has a great blog about where b-list celebs eat out while in the nation’s capital (and of course, where Barb and Jenna booze it up).
Apparently there was some sort of Italian food conference at GW this week (way to not be up on the scene, D.C. correspondents!) Food Network’s Lidia teamed up with possible Padma porker Mario Batali and fake Oscar winner Marisa Tomei for an afternoon of perpetuating Italian stereotypes. The trio ate at Cafe Atlantico and Tomei called John Travolta fat.
That is all.
Photo by Flickr user alhamish.
Although ES does not have an award system created yet (BS – get on that!), we promise to find better and more deserving recipients than this year’s PETA winners of *sexiest vegetarian* — Carrie Underwood and Kevin Eubanks.
