by BS
Sandra Lee Wins!
Endless Simmer is projecting that Sandra Lee — aka Andrew Cuomo’s gf — is the new First Lady-elect of the great state of New York. Watch out, Albany! Hope you’re ready for some Kwanzaa Cake.
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Will each room of the governor’s mansion be color coordinated in absolutely awful ways? How will NYC residents and tourists react to 24/7 Semi Homemade playing on the Times Square JumboTron? These are the questions that must be asked immediately!