The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

- Masaharu Morimoto needed surgery after he slipped in the hot tub.  Badass.  I choose to believe he slipped because he had to climb over three or four sweet honeys.

- Tom Colicchio testified before Congress about childhood nutrition, not about corruption in the Teamsters, as I initially thought.  I should know not to assume that simply because he’s a bad-ass looking Italian man in a suit.

After the jump…sage advice for new parents, drinking for a good cause (as if you even need an excuse) and “is that a hair in my sandwich?”

- Do not let Ilan Hall anywhere near your newborn.

- And you already thought that British food was terrible…

- Emeril has been donating proceeds on special cocktails at his restaurants to help out Gulf fisherman.  Now that’s charity that I can get behind!

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