Yes, that is a direct quote from my dear boyfriend, 80P. His sense of humor gets the best of him sometimes. Now, this actually did start with something food related. Let me relay this ES email chain:
from: Brittania
to: BS, gansie, 80P
subject: this is amazing!
Man allegedly attacks girlfriend over macaroni [Boston.com]
from: BS
to: Brittania, gansie, 80P
subject: RE: this is amazing!
I wish they said what he wanted. i hope it was hazelnut-ricotta ravioli.
from: 80P
to: Brittania, gansie, BS
subject: RE: this is amazing!
rumor has it he then beat some eggs
from: BS
to: Brittania, gansie, 80P
subject: RE: this is amazing!
oh man. that is a rough pun even for us, 80P
from: 80P
to: RE: Brittania, gansie, BS
subject: this is amazing!
you’re just pissed you didn’t beat me to it
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Now, everyone, check out this completely sexist vintage Heinz ad. Um, I hope this asshole didn’t get any inspiration from the fucked up ad copy. And I knew there was a reason I didn’t like ketchup.
Obvs, the email chain was a joke. Donate here to help women in need.
Photo: flickr user jpellgen
Anna and I joke about spousal abuse and for good reason because Anna bruises like a peach and she plays a lot of soccer…combined she ends up with bruises on her arms, legs and my favorite, her right eye. You should see the looks we get when we go out in public.
ahhh 80P, always ready with a completely inappropriate joke