Will You Be My Friend?
It’s Endless Simmer! Remember me? We talked for like twelve hours at that random party, got drunk and made out a little, and then promised we would totally be friends forever.
I bet you thought you wouldn’t hear from me, huh? Well, I’m calling you out. ES wants to be your friend on Facebook and is ready to share our randomest feelings with you on a daily basis, send you tons of pics of blogs gone wild, and school you in a food-only game of Scrabulous.
All this at absolutely no charge! What do you have to do? Just add “firstname.lastname@example.org” to your Facebook friends.
See you on the interwebs!