Food Porn 2.0

Posted by BS on August 30 2007 in Anthony Bourdain, Contests, Red Meat, TV

It’s finally here! By popular demand, and by Gansie’s insistence that we not discriminate against people based on what genitals they were born with – the tastiest chef contest: male version. Thanks to everyone who suggested the potential candidates in the comments of the first food porn contest. We apologize if your favorite chef wasn’t included, but these men were picked not by the content of their character, but by the availability of embarrassing photos of them on the Internet.

For those of you who don’t waste every waking hour watching the food network, the contestants are, from left to right: beefcake Alton Brown, naked chef Jamie Oliver, dirty, dirty boy Anthony Bourdain, and Mario (can the Italians repeat?) Batali.

Vote, vote, vote! Tell your friends!

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  1. 2007 August 30

    any reason tyler didn’t make the cut: http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/tyler_florence/0,1974,FOOD_10012,00.html

  2. 2007 August 30

    I’d like to amend the statement: …we do not discriminate against people based on what genitals they were born with or choose to have. (Making sure those with ambiguous genitalia and transsexuals are covered)

  3. 2007 August 30

    how could I have been so insensitive?

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