Hott Links: Fuck, It’s Monday

(What not to do)

Yes, after a glorious weekend down the shore, I’m back at the office.

Fuck.

And now that my incessant snacking on potato chips, red grapes, swiss cheese, banana and chocolate popsicles… is over, I have to go back to eating with grace.

Here are some tips for eating at the office:

Leftovers = the new getting preggers (aka – career killer) [Chow]

How to butter your bread and other bullshit [Pittsburgh Post-Gazette]

Turkey legs, only cool at Renaissance festivals [Suite 101]