Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: All Wound Up
– A Mario Batali gift that doesn’t involve copious amounts of red wine and Florentine steaks the size of your head? Where’s the fun in that?
– “Padma Would Rather Be Naked.” Click away, perverts!
After the jump…we reach the food reality show saturation point, we find out who drew the short straws at Food Network this Thanksgiving and fun with food/music puns.
– Is anyone watching Chef Academy? It’s clear that Bravo has turned its attention toward crashing White House parties.
– When I heard there would be a Food Network float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, I wonder who would get roped into it. Sorry, ladies! Fun Fact: Mrs. TVFF can’t tell the difference between Claire Robinson and Aida Mollenkamp.
– IFC’s Dinner with the Band chows down with your favorite musicians. When will the Kaiser Roll Chiefs be on? How about Neil Young & Crazy Horseradish? The best puns left in the comments get you a coveted spot among our commenters of the week!