Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: “I’m Your Number One Fan, Food Network”

Posted by tvff on October 8 2009 in Celebs, Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord, Padma Lakshmi

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The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

- Ego or smart marketing? Super Chef takes a swipe at the new “I Love Food Network” fan site, which was created by Food Network itself.

- Always thinking ahead…auditions for the next Top Chef are coming soon. Also on its way, a show called Chef Academy, which promises to be nowhere as entertaining as Tool Academy.

After the jump:  foodie concert groupies, Padma’s lazy Sunday and world domination featuring Alton Brown and Rachael Ray.

- Celebrity chefs are touring like rock stars.  In fact, I heard that Paula Deen once killed a roadie after finding a brown M&M in her dressing room.

- This one’s for all the fellas: Padma’s Sunday routine includes sandwiches in bed.  And no, it’s not the same thing as this.

- Food Network is headed overseas. Think of the foreign policy implications…if we can’t compete in the global marketplace, we’ll just make everyone else as fat and home-bound as we are!

2 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 October 8

    oh that Food Network site is a scam! Someone call the FTC!

  2. 2009 October 8

    i can’t believe padma’s really really pregnant

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