Live Blogging Top Chef: Episode 3
9:39 EST
While you watch the last episode, find out what kind of judge you are: judge test
Of course I was Tom.
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9:44 EST
So I went commercial tonight and ordered some Domino’s. While Gansie is off socializing with normal people, I will spend my night talking to my imaginary Internet friends about Top Chef. But I have to give Domino’s credit. They came up with this new invention called the Pizza Tracker. It shows you the 5 steps that happen once you order your pizza online. For instance, I ordered my pizza at 9:20, and at 9:21 I knew that Sonia had started applying toppings. 7 minutes later, Tomar is on the way to my house. Frankly, it’s pretty cool. Nice work, corporate giant.
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9:56 EST
TOMAR!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? 80P HUNGRY!! Hmm, well, according to Pizza Tracker, I have my pizza. Oops
Ok, sorry, no more about me, let’s focus on other people’s problems.
More live blogging (maybe about Top Chef this time) after the break…
10:03 EST
So Richard literally wakes up with his hair like that?
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10:08 EST
Baldy had me at chipotle…unfortunately he hates Mexican people.
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10:20 EST
Let me guess, these people all “shopped” at Whole Foods.
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10:22 EST
That lady with all the food is not saving for the next World War, she’s Mitt Romney’s mother!
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10:24 EST
Anyone else think this would be a lot more fun in the Southside of Chi-town. What, are they in Naperville?
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10:30 EST
Prediction time: Eric gets the boot. That corn dog looks kinda tasty, but I think they are really foreshadowing his departure. First, he declared Mexican food is for homeless people, then he worries about the dog’s sogginess. Peace out baldy.
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10:38 EST
I want one of those s’mores…now.
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10:40 EST
Wow, Bravo getting a little political. Maybe they should have asked that female president question back during season 2, when Hill-dog had a chance.
Zing.
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10:47 EST
OHHH. Blue team pulls a fast one! Over/Under on seconds until Andrew blows up? Oh, and buh-bye Eric.
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10:54 EST
Having a real hard time taking Andrew seriously. “This is my house!” Dude, shut up. What, did Under Armour replace Glad Family of Products as the Top Chef corporate sponsor??
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11:00 EST
Thanks for following along with this live blog. Come back next week, when ES predicts another loser correctly within the first 5 minutes of the episode.
on March 26th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
wow. that doesn’t make you sound lame at all.
on March 26th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
haha.
I’ll tell Tomar you were making fun of him.
on March 26th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
ps: I’m still Padma. But my favorite Q/A was Q: Who would play you in a movie. A: Michael Chiklis, but only if Bruce Willis was busy
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
jicama as taco shell = brilliant
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
erik is miserable - he seems nice, but he’s gotta be gone soon
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:25 pm
jesus erik sucks, I bet he goes home tonight, I mean block party or no block party, padma lakshmi ain’t eatin no corn dog
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I don’t think 80p is even reading my comments
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
I see everything.
I know everything.
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I am with you on the smores. god I want to eat smores with padma.
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
I am down with the feminization of power, but I don’t think many of these she-chefs have a chance this year.
Obama-Kiwi ‘08
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Excuse me Brendan, I see everything and know everything too.
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
good call on andrew blowing up! what a dick.
on March 26th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Well, it was in the previews…
on March 26th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Boy, you guys are right on the money - thanks for live blogging - how entertaining.
PS - I agree with BS on everything. He’s dreamy
on March 26th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
hmm. Color me suspicious of that comment..
on March 27th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Can I eat smores off Padma?!?!
on March 27th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
the pizza tracker - that is brilliant.
on March 27th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
No, BS, give it up. But I agree that you’re dreamy. Even though I’m not 100% certain that comment wasn’t from you.