Where’s My Easy Button?

So, when the doctors said they would “staple” 80 Proof up from his appendectomy, we all thought that they meant medical staples, which wouldn’t be like real staples at all. Um, no. Poor 80 actually has real staples securing his flesh. That fucking appendix.

Just as 80 shares his thoughts on drinks and food with you when he can actually eat sitting up, he’d also like to pass along what his aching body has been able to absorb so far, day one post surgery.

Honey Bunches of Oats with 2% Milk
Jell-O
Banana
Wheat Thins
French Toast with real maple syrup
Applesauce
Gatorade
Apple Juice

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