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Posted by on July 29 2007 in Personal

they actually meant staples

So, when the doctors said they would “staple” 80 Proof up from his appendectomy, we all thought that they meant medical staples, which wouldn’t be like real staples at all. Um, no. Poor 80 actually has real staples securing his flesh. That fucking appendix.

Just as 80 shares his thoughts on drinks and food with you when he can actually eat sitting up, he’d also like to pass along what his aching body has been able to absorb so far, day one post surgery.

Honey Bunches of Oats with 2% Milk
Jell-O
Banana
Wheat Thins
French Toast with real maple syrup
Applesauce
Gatorade
Apple Juice

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  1. BS permalink*
    July 29, 2007

    least. appetizing. post. ever.

  2. gansie permalink*
    July 29, 2007

    feel better 80 !

  3. 30 Minute Abs permalink
    July 30, 2007

    OMG! That’s kinda hot :)

  4. Edouble permalink
    July 30, 2007

    Yikes! Whatever happened to stitches??

  5. Jeb permalink
    July 30, 2007

    I’m so going to punch you in the staples next time I see you.

  6. shantae permalink
    December 8, 2009

    my staples look the same i had two stiches five staples!

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