When It’s Too Damn Hot…Make a Hoagie

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I think I’ve now seen 5 Facebook updates where someone has taken a picture of their car’s internal temperature and it has read over 100 degrees.

It’s fucking hot.

What should you do? Stay inside and play computer games.  Be a hoagie hero. Or mix a fruity cocktail for cartoon duchebags on vacation. Just. Don’t. Go. Outside.