Every aspiring food writer has had that recurring nightmare where they’re kidnapped by a celebrity chef/serial killer, tied up, and forced to make perfect eggs for eternity, right? No? Just us? Regardless, I’m pretty sure you’re all going to be excited about the movie Bitter Feast, in which a disgruntled chef kidnaps a critic who wronged him and forces him to cook his own perfect dinner. Completely unclear why this one was not released in theaters, but it’s available on DVD now.