Cheflebrity Smörgåsbord: May the Hops Be With You


The latest and greatest news about celebrity chefs, served up buffet style.

– It may be great, it may be terrible.  I don’t care.  I’m having geek overload:  Star Wars-themed beer.

– Nah, I don’t care that Tiger Woods is apparently a serial philanderer.  Wait…he eats at Perkins?  Take him for all he’s worth, Elin!

After the jump… grilled meat beats MREs any day of the week, a celeb who won’t capitalize on her fame and I don’t think that’s kosher.

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John Mayer’s Interfaith Holiday Baking Competition


Breaking celeb food news from ES’ favorite satirical food blogger, Perez Hilton paramour, and Eater of the Year also-ran. Yes, food fans, it’s time to talk John Mayer. Again.

Last year, after trying to get into the holiday spirit via TV commercials that:

“can be nearly offensive if you didn’t happen to have the kind of year that saw you making friends with an omni-ethnic fully gorgeous group of friends who like to dance in unison,”

John Mayer came to realize that baking cakes was the best way to fill your heart with holiday cheer.

I’m not kidding.

So I present to you, The Second Annual Interfaith Holiday Baking Competition, presented by John Mayer.

What is this you ask? What are the rules? There is one rule:  Bake something that inspires or moves John. Send picture. This is good news for us at ES, because baking really isn’t our thing.

The winner will receive 4 tickets (and a meet and greet) to any show on John’s upcoming tour and a Martin OMJM Signature Series acoustic guitar. Runner up wins a Fender JM Stratocaster.

Want to submit an entry? Read the full story and submission rules here.

(Pic: Last year’s winner, Danielle’s leg lamp cake)