Ask Tom, Answer Gansie

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Washington, D.C.: I know you’ve mentioned your dislike of waiters “auctioning plates,” but I’d like to raise the issue again — with a twist.My boyfriend and I eat at restaurants pretty regularly — 2-3 times a week, at a mix of price points. But one thing that’s become pretty constant lately is waiters delivering our food and automatically assuming the salad or the fish goes to me — when 9 times out of 10, it’s what my boyfriend has ordered.

He’s the health nut. I’m more apt to order something involving pork belly or red meat.

It would be funny if it wasn’t happening so often.

Tom Sietsema: Restaurant Rule No. 234:

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The Perfect Occasion to Shroom

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Quick, hurry, it’s almost the end of National Mushroom Month.  And the above, yes, that’s a mushroom.  It’s called a lobster mushroom.  And they weren’t even being tongue in cheek.  It’s the color of a lobster and even the texture of a lobster.  And some even think it has a slight lobster taste.  I tried this beauty at PS 7’s. Peter Smith, chef/owner/really funny/inventive cook, is holding the*lobster*.

The full dish

Roasted Monkfish
Lobster custard, lobster mushrooms and watercress with lobster scented reduction
Wine Pairing: Van Duzer, Pinot Noir, Oregon, 2005

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And these beautiful photos are courtesy of my dining companion, Michael Birchenall, founder and editor of FoodServiceMonthly.  Check out his super-insider knowledge.  And in person, his absolute brutal honesty and range of knowledge both make me laugh and make me realize how much I still need to learn.

Christ, how obnoxious was this name-dropping post!  I’m becoming one of them!
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Deleted Scenes

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It’s pretty cool that my part time job’s research solely revolves around eating and talking to chefs. Unfortunately, the blurbs I write for Express are super short and some of my favorite sentences are cut out. Here’s what I’ve been up to lately, with some behind-the-scenes knowledge. The sentences below are from my actual submissions, so they may not make sense with out clicking on the links first. It’d be like watching the “deleted scenes” before watching the movie.

A Taste of the High Life: The Monocle [Express]

And on your way out from the bathroom, try not to laugh as you check out 20 year old photos of (a thinner) Gov. Bill Richardson (D-NM) and (a strikingly similar haired) Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss).

Sandwich On, Wii Off: Breadsoda Innovations [Express]

The secret on the goat cheese: Imported from a Vermont farm, the goat cheese is mixed in-house with thyme, lemon and pepper to create a creamy base for this filling sandwich.

Skye’s the Limit for Salads: Skye Lounge [Express]

Okay, so I don’t have a sweet sentence for this post. But my dining companion, Gypsy, actually did order a cocktail in a plastic cup. She’s amazing. Check out her globe trotting at The Gypsy Diaries.


Britannia Returns to the Commonwealth

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Britannia’s Note: This past Wednesday was my fifth year anniversary of moving stateside, so what better way to celebrate this then to head to the newest Gastro Pub in DC, Commonwealth, for opening night. My friend managed to get the best seats in the house, the only table next to the window looking into the kitchen, which was amazing. It’s like having a TV in the restaurant; don’t expect much conversation other than “oooh, what’s that, I want to try that” or for one particular dish, “WTF is that?” referring to the roasted bone marrow and parsley-shallot salad .

The food was really good, lots of dishes to choose from including an array of veggie options. We had the chips and Welsh rarebit to start. I would have maybe added the Scotch eggs to that too as they looked awesome. For the entree we all ordered something different to have a tasting. I’d recommend the Cornish beef and pork pasty as a real local English dish or perhaps the London broil. Oh, and the green bean casserole was fantastic (my friend liked this so much he ordered a dish to go). There are some items on the menu that I have never heard of, such as the frog in a puff — I couldn’t even tell you what that is. I think one of the main differences I noted from this food over traditional English pub fare was the quality — the meat in the pasty was excellent, unlike a traditional pasty in which you really won’t know what meat you are eating. But I guess that’s why they call it a gastropub!

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Good Stuff Eatery

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I finally got my ass over to Spike’s (Top Chef) new burger joint on Cap Hill, Good Stuff Eatery. And to our surprise, Spike was there, passing out burgers while spending equal time adjusting his fedora and flirting with fans. While my bocce team usually heads to the Pour House with the rest of the league, yours truly seriously craved a burger, so we ventured to the nearby Good Stuff. (And one time when we left Pour House we saw Dennis Kucinich eating there with his wife!)

And while we were waiting in line*, Spike got out from behind the counter and had to walk through the long line. And he actually stopped right next to me. I of course took this opportunity to introduce myself and remind him of his LIVE BLOGGING on ES during the season finale (see previous Top Chef link.) He at least acted like he remembered and seemed pleased to meet me. I’m a fan. But, this wouldn’t be a review with out some harsh, maybe unnecessary judgments.

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I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For…Fro-Yo

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from: Britannia
to: gansie
subject: I love your article in today’s express

It’s almost as if a gay man wrote it, you compare a fat free yogurt shop to BeBar and reference the closest gay beach to DC.

Awesome.

Thanks, Brit. But I’m actually a fat breeder.

My friend Laura and I went to both Mr. Yogato and Tangysweet in the same afternoon. But, hey, at least we walked (instead of driving, an idea that floated around) from one place to the other. And don’t think I’m too terrible, but I got a free sample of Sticky Finger’s anti-fro-yo before I even ate breakfast.

Keep me away from the frozen treats!

Cold Comforts: Fro-Yo To Go [Express]

Photo: Flickr’s voteprime

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Out of the Heat

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Happy 4th, ya’ll.

I’m sure most of you have J-4 plans already, and they probably involve burgers and corn dogs at a neighborhood bbq. But just in case you want to get out of the heat, and make someone else serve you supper (and live in the DC area), check out my Express article featuring plenty of different dine-in options on Independence Day.

Patriotic Plates: Dining on the 4th of July [Express]

(And Happy Birthday, E-Double, DAD GANSIE and America. And belated birthday wishes to Tim.)

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