Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes

Endless Simmer’s second favorite holiday is right around the corner (sorry, but candy or no candy, Halloween can’t compete with Turkey Day). To get us all ready for trick-or-treating, we’ll spend the next two weeks looking at the funniest/sexiest/scariest/weirdest Halloween costumes we can find —of course, they will all feature food.

Up first, for all you sickos who use Halloween only as an excuse to torture your babies/dogs/kittens, here are The Top 10 Cutest Food Halloween Costumes:

10. WonderBaby

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Via: The Find

OK, it has no nutritional value, but come on, still pretty freaking cute.

9. Chef Puppy

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Via: Funny Dog

I just wanna know what he’s making.

8. Peas in a Pod

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via: WTF costumes

7. The Weiner Dog

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Via: Doxieone

Somebody please get me out of this thing…I’ve never been so embarrassed

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Hallofoodie

Although slutty costumes are currently on the rise for the tween trick-or-treaters, us mature Hween celebrants have chosen to showcase our love for ghosts and pumpkins through food inspired get-ups.

Highlights:

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Morgasm, SAG‘s girlfriend, selected a totally kosher take on dressing up – the Morton’s Salt girl. (Please excuse SAG’s Elton John get-up)

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h diddy found her natural calling – as a pizza eating cock.

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(more photos ahead!)

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