by gansie
When It’s Too Damn Hot…Make a Hoagie
I think I’ve now seen 5 Facebook updates where someone has taken a picture of their car’s internal temperature and it has read over 100 degrees.
It’s fucking hot.
What should you do? Stay inside and play computer games. Be a hoagie hero. Or mix a fruity cocktail for cartoon duchebags on vacation. Just. Don’t. Go. Outside.
Ok. Who’s gonna water the veggie garden???