Anton Ego, Food Critic, Ratatouille
Hi all. Welcome to the next edition of Ask a Professional, Answer a Blogger.
one / “mom, dad, well, i’m not pregnant”
Downtown/The Hill: Hey Tom! I need your expert guidance. My boyfriend and I need to tell my parents that we are (gulp!) moving in together. They will be in town in a few weeks and we thought we tell them over dinner. I sent the menu of Central to my Dad and he balked. Can you recommend the perfect, moderately priced, meat and potatoes or Italian restaurant we could go to? They will be staying near Galludet and I work downtown, so in the vicinity of either would be great.
Thanks so much!!!
Tom Sietsema: Try the revamped Dish in Foggy Bottom, Sette Osteria in Dupont Circle, maybe the new Marvin on 14th St. NW, near V.
gansie: aaaahhhh. I super sympathize with this girl. Dropping the whole “living in sin” bomb was NOT on my list of favorite things to discuss with the parental units. All I can say is, I hope her boyfriend doesn’t have to go under the knife when parents finally visit. My suggested restaurant for this occasion: Bistrot du Coin. It’s affordable, absolutely delicious and will supply enough noise to block out any awkward silences.
two / dining with animals is quite common in Europe
New York, NY: Dear Tom:
Visiting D.C. last weekend, I was enjoying a fine meal at Hook on M St. in Georgetown with three friends — we were the last four in the upstairs dining room, close to midnight — enjoying dessert when over by the window, under a table, I spied a large white rat. I called over a staff member and told him what I had seen; he went over and confirmed that there was indeed a rat there.
His explanation was “construction”‘ next door. No apology. No offer to buy us a drink or dessert or to even send over a more senior staff or manager.
I live in New York and do not spook easily — this is just an unacceptable situation.
Tom Sietsema: Yep, a manager should have been called in to address the issue. Even a “I’m so sorry, let me look into the problem” from someone senior would have been nice.
A question for lurking restaurateurs: What kind of compensation, if any, does such an incident merit?
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Capitol Hill, D.C.: Would you really want free food from a restaurant that had a rat in it?
Tom Sietsema: I’d vote for a cocktail myself. Something strong.
gansie: I think I’m with Tom on this one – one dirty martini for the girl who’s standing on her chair, screaming about the rat.80’d take an after dinner 10 year tawny port. Dad gansie – a dessert to go.
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