Brass Monkey, That Phunky Phillie


I know what you’re thinking: Why is gansie’s friend Comack holding a Colt 45 bottle filled with an orange liquid — doesn’t Colt 45 look like piss?

Yes, my friends. I’ve recently learned a new way to both consume malt liquor and celebrate the Phillies. In case you weren’t aware, the 2008 World Fucking Champs are now¬†facing the Dogers for the National League Championship Series. And there’s some drinkin’ to be had. Responsible drinking, of course. Responsible drinking in the form of vitamin C and a 40.

Brass Monkey
Unscrew the cap of the Colt 45. Pour out (into a cup—we don’t waste beer) until the curve of the bottle straightens into a column, basically where the label starts. Add orange juice. Chug. Go Phils.