Brass Monkey, That Phunky Phillie


I know what you’re thinking: Why is gansie’s friend Comack holding a Colt 45 bottle filled with an orange liquid — doesn’t Colt 45 look like piss?

Yes, my friends. I’ve recently learned a new way to both consume malt liquor and celebrate the Phillies. In case you weren’t aware, the 2008 World Fucking Champs are now facing the Dogers for the National League Championship Series. And there’s some drinkin’ to be had. Responsible drinking, of course. Responsible drinking in the form of vitamin C and a 40.

Brass Monkey
Unscrew the cap of the Colt 45. Pour out (into a cup—we don’t waste beer) until the curve of the bottle straightens into a column, basically where the label starts. Add orange juice. Chug. Go Phils.

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  • Caleb October 13, 2009  

    Take a solid chug past the label and make up the difference with shitty vodka, add OJ per normal, and you have what some of us here call a Socrates. Pronounced Soh-Crayts.

  • BS October 13, 2009  

    A few of the craziest people I went to college with did this. I never tried. The thought of it still kinda makes me almost puke in my mouth.

  • MelissaMcCart October 13, 2009  

    Miller looks like piss too.

  • Pika October 15, 2009  

    I also recently tried a drink that’s a brass monkey’s cousin – take a 12 oz can of some lite beer, pour into a big glass (like 16 or 20 oz), and mix it with a bit of oj so that it changes color and taste. it’s called a “bojay”

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