Editor’s Note: Our friend 30 Minute Abs is a recently minted lawyer who makes no claims about the legality of statements made on this site; even the ones typed by his own two hands. He likes his food the way he likes his men: sharp, spicy, and adventurous. Here’s 30MA on a drink so trendy, it needs 4 punctuation marks.
I spend a significant amount of my time entertaining the DC Mafia. And while these people come with their perks, they can also be quite demanding. In an effort to maintain their healthy sex lives, they prefer their cocktails to be as low in sugar and calories as possible. Not an easy feat I assure you.
This quest to keep the boys happy eventually led me to a new vodka curiously named, p.i.n.k. As the label proclaims, p.i.n.k. is “the world’s perfect party spirit.” Sounds promising. To be more specific, p.i.n.k. is “flawlessly infused with caffeine and guarana.” What the hell is guarana you ask? An excellent question! According to the most reliable resource in existence, Wikipedia, guarana is a climbing plant native to the Amazon basin which produces a fruit the size of a “coffee berry.” Each fruit contains one seed which holds approximately three times more caffeine than a coffee bean. In addition to its stimulative effects, guarana has been found to contribute to weight loss, increased memory retention, and a reduced risk of stroke and heart attack. Brilliant!
So we have this amazing elixir which gets one drunk, high, and causes weight loss, but what exactly is the best way to drink it?
Answers post-jump.
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