My new favorite “I’m not having dessert, I’m just having a bite” snack.
Step 1: Cover half a spoon with chunky peanut butter. Don’t bring me any of that natural shit. The junky kind – like Skippy – is necessary here.
Step 2: Cover the other half of the spoon with Häagen Dazs vanilla ice cream.
Step 3: Eat.
Step 4: Try not to repeat. It’s difficult.
And yes, I know I could buy peanut butter ice cream. And no, it’s not the same.