by gansie
Team Fake Celebrity
It really pains me to give this any press. But it’s so gross I just have to exploit. Plus, it’s not the first time we’ve dissed Super Bowl coverage and mocked Kendra Wilkinson‘s food associations.
Courtesy of Three-O and 5W Public Relations, here are Kim Kardashian (Reggie Bush/Saints) and Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett’s (Hank Baskett/Colts) Super Bowl drinks of choice. Puke.
Team Kendra
3 oz. Three-O Citrus Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue Curaçao
1 oz. lemonade
Shake with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.
Garnish with a cherry.
Team Kardashian
1 1/2 oz Three-O Triple Shot Espresso
1 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz amaretto liqueur
Shake rum & amaretto with ice.
Strain into chocolate rimmed martini glass.
Shake vodka with ice & layer into martini glass.
Please, let’s not hide it. We all love Kim Kardashian. Armenians are hot. And make delicious food.
O.M.G. This is brilliant. I want to look like a cocktail. Maybe if I do a sexy sleek pose like that someone will create a cocktail for me.