Hott Links: Inappropriate McDonald’s News Roundup

Surprisingly, there’s a lot.

– Now this is an emergency. A Florida woman called 911 three times to complain that her local MickeyD’s had run out of Chicken McNuggets. [The Smoking Gun]

– Or maybe she was on to something. A Pennsylvania District Attorney “wants McDonald’s officials to hire armed guards or police to prevent drug trafficking at three stores in downtown Pittsburgh.” Damn. [PhillyBurbs]

– Finally, presenting the McGangBang. [Eat Me Daily]